internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

Soft stools

I had an appointment with a new orthopedist but instead of giving me a street address I could GPS, the woman gave me directions by which building they were in by the hospital at UT.

I went to UT hospital.

No. They’re next to a totally different hospital at the UT campus 3 miles away.

So I was late. Which has put me late for everything.

B was supposed to be at the dentist at 11:30. I couldn’t rouse any adult at my house by phone. So I flew in the driveway at 11:27 and got her to the dentist late.

I’m waiting for someone to bring me the truck so I can go to work & they can take B back home after her fillings.

I told Miss Autumne I’d probably be at work by noon. I’m late for that too.

moobiepie:

I do I do I do!

It’ll never happen.

(Source: satans-testicle)

castielofasgard:

Literally errabody on this site is on a mood-altering substance.

laughterneverdies:

casualfangirling:

she-wants-the-doitsu:

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

this fucking site i swear to god 

tumblr philosophizes existentially

(Source: nicolasiscaged)