Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie divorcee with seven kids. Owned by lunchmeat.

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I haven’t been posting much

Because I’ve had out of state company since Thursday.

And then yesterday a rather large Wolf appeared on my doorstep to stay indefinitely.

And this afternoon I have a cookout happening with all my kids, Des and her kids, Des’ mom & dad in law (good friends of mine) and possibly my ex.

Because my life right now at this moment IS NOT COMPLICATED ENOUGH.

Now there’s what you call a good evening in.

Now there’s what you call a good evening in.

Quiet Caturday We went to the grocery store this morning to buy food for the cookout tomorrow. Watched a DVD of Sherlock Holmes. I’ve done 3 loads of laundry & folded 2 others. I made homemade pizza crusts to do pizzas for supper. Now watching The Hangover. Artemas is asleep on the couch. The animals are asleep on my bedroom floor. Except the Wolf, who’s in the car somewhere in Alabama.

Quiet Caturday

We went to the grocery store this morning to buy food for the cookout tomorrow.

Watched a DVD of Sherlock Holmes.

I’ve done 3 loads of laundry & folded 2 others.

I made homemade pizza crusts to do pizzas for supper.

Now watching The Hangover.

Artemas is asleep on the couch.

The animals are asleep on my bedroom floor.

Except the Wolf, who’s in the car somewhere in Alabama.

Five for Friday

  1. Just learned this evening that Wolf will be here to stay as in, move in with us for a while, as of tomorrow evening.
  2. I currently have out-of-state company until Monday. Oh well they’d have to meet eventually, right?
  3. Miss Autumne agreed with me today, that things that are happening in my life right now are probably the weirdest they can get.
  4. Zaphod now sits to wait for his food & for you to throw him a toy.  Good dog.
  5. We saw MIB3 tonight.  It was good.  I’m not crazy about 3D though.

Thank you, Douglass Adams

Thank you, Douglass Adams

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I suddenly need this one. My life is so weird.

I suddenly need this one.

My life is so weird.

Happy Towel Day

I always know where MINE is.  Do you?  

shoejunkiez: Amen. True.

shoejunkiez:

Amen.

True.

(Source: sappy-motherfucker)

My life has gotten more complicated

One friend needs me.

One friend wants me.

And one friend is mad about it.

I can’t make everybody happy.

I will do what I think needs to be done, and too fucking bad if it doesn’t suit anybody else.

Ok so they ruled against the ribs. He went first. No name. We’ll see how the other one goes.

Ok so they ruled against the ribs. He went first. No name. We’ll see how the other one goes.

My 2 o’clock appts showed up at 1:30, but then said they’d been laying mulch and did they have time to run into town to home & get showers? Yes, please. I’ll wait. It’s a couple and they want matching tattoos, on their sides. Very dark in the background to signify troubled life. Into light colors on the foreground to show how happy they are now. She asked if I could put their names in them, his in hers and vice versa. He said he’d rather wait til after they’re married, that he’d had to have one x-wife’s name covered already. She was immediately pissed. She said well she wants the name in hers now. I’m gonna do it in such a way that it can be covered. Anybody wanna lay odds?

My 2 o’clock appts showed up at 1:30, but then said they’d been laying mulch and did they have time to run into town to home & get showers?

Yes, please. I’ll wait.

It’s a couple and they want matching tattoos, on their sides. Very dark in the background to signify troubled life. Into light colors on the foreground to show how happy they are now.

She asked if I could put their names in them, his in hers and vice versa. He said he’d rather wait til after they’re married, that he’d had to have one x-wife’s name covered already.

She was immediately pissed. She said well she wants the name in hers now.

I’m gonna do it in such a way that it can be covered.

Anybody wanna lay odds?

G’night, boobie Wednesday. Hope you remembered your self-exam this month. Cancer sucks.

G’night, boobie Wednesday.

Hope you remembered your self-exam this month. Cancer sucks.

Do I have to be productive today? I don’ wanna.

I’ve taken the mattress & platform off my bed this morning, cleaned under it, and remade the bed.

I also treated carpet for puppy stains.

Now I’m putting away misc. groceries & stuff off the table.

Also, my last post last night may have to serve as SST because I’m kinda busy today. But it qualifies because it was after midnight here when I posted it.

Toodle-ooo

This is why I need friends like this.

Random humpday thoughts

  • I didn’t eat all the Kung Pao chicken. Saved half for lunch tomorrow.
  • You gotta be kidding me.
  • I don’t like feeling pressured.  It throws off my groove and it makes me feel resentful.
  • Now I have all the sleepy.
  • I like all my tattoos.  I have almost all I want of them until I can pay a couple artists for three others I want to have done.  Though I need to finish my flower 1/2 sleeve, fingers and Dia de Los Muertos girl and do my fox and Raphael angels.
  • Contrary to some beliefs, not all tattoos that tattoo artists get are free.  And at this point I don’t know many artists that I’d let tattoo me.
  • I don’t want to ever be pregnant again.  It’s still a distinct possibility, even at my age.  If I were having sex, I mean.
  • I spent all the cash I had on lunch, which will feed me 2 days.  But now I wish I had a dollar to walk to the Shell station and get a drink.  Bleh.