Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
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ittybitsofhappiness:

SketchKu #169

ittybitsofhappiness:

SketchKu #169

Seven

  1. I realized this morning that it’s time to order my heavy-metals test kit and do it.  I was supposed to wait another 2 weeks but:  Kidney pain for 2 days now, plus digestive upsets, plus my BP being high today, plus a strange metallic taste in my mouth, all mean that my body can’t probably take any more releasing agent without A) causing irreparable damage and B) without some type of chelation to remove toxins.  
  2. I have done absolutely nothing today except lie on the couch watching British Murder Mysteries and go to the bathroom
  3. I am glad the kids were with their dad today
  4. Wolf had to work late but he’s taking me somewhere for dinner so I won’t have to cook
  5. I’ve been a Kitten Depository most of the evening so far.  They make me hot, and not in a sexy way.
  6. Maybe I’ll knit, or not. Knot.  Something.
  7. A few more episodes of Psych to round out the evening, with my honey.  Bliss.
Hey lookit what I found

Hey lookit what I found

The heating pad is a lie

  • Me: [in SO much pain with kidneys]
  • Wolf: Let me rub you, my energy is different than yours
  • Me: I had a heating pad somewhere, maybe I could sleep on it
  • Wolf: You always say, "I had a heating pad."
  • Me: ...
  • Wolf: I've been here 2 years. I've never seen a heating pad. I've heard you talk about this heating pad you had but I've never seen it
  • Me: shut up you

sixish

  1. I’ve had a bad health day.  My kidneys have hurt badly enough to make me cry.  Allen, V and Josiah pitched in to mow for me.  Di has been house/dog sitting this week but I went and got her & she has helped with dinner & dishes.  Even B cleaned off the table and changed the cloth for me.  This is where having all those kids starts to pay off.
  2. This is the 2nd bad health day this week. Bah.
  3. We’re having stromboli rolls dipped in sauce for supper.  I tried making mine with gluten-free crust and rolling them was a disaster.  I transferred the whole mess to a cookie sheet and hopefully I’ll get enough out of it to eat, though it looks like somebody ate it already.  Who knows.
  4. The ex is taking the kids tonight.  Allen is going HOME.  Flattering that he likes hanging out at my house but he’s been here mostly constantly for the last 3 weeks, even on nights the kids have been gone.  Time for “us” time.
  5. Though we’ve had sex 7 times since last Sunday and the day isn’t over yet.  Who said kids kill your love life?
  6. I’m excited for the knitswap.  That is, I hope I got in.  The form to fill out to be in it was still available but the next morning the post said the swap was filled.  Fingers crossed.  I’ve already been looking at patterns.

archiemcphee:

This awesome arboreal dwelling is the Living the High Life Tree House created by Blue Forest, a British tree house design and construction firm. It’s a luxury family-sized complex featuring two separate tree houses, one for kids and one for their parents. The elevated dwellings are connected by a network of rope bridges which also lead to an adventure play area and an assault course, the latter of which is also accessible via an 80-yard zip line.

It may look rustic, but this is a top-of-the-line tree house. The kids’ house features three medieval towers, and inside one of them a concealed hatch in the upper floor leads to a secret game room containing a plasma TV and video game console. Meanwhile the grown-ups’ treehouse features a conical thatched roof and interior walls made of hand-split oak shingles and cedar tongue-and-groove boards. Inside there’s a kitchen (complete with plenty of wine storage), bathroom, and a large open living area for treetop entertaining. The complex also features accommodations for guests of the family.

Head over to the Blue Forest website to check out more of their amazing custom-built tree houses.

[via designboom]

I have a GREAT idea.  Let’s have kids.  But we don’t really LIKE kids.  So let’s put them in their own little HOUSE, AWAY from ours so we don’t really have to be bothered with them unless they need to eat something.  And let’s make THEIR house only be accessible to OUR house by an 80-foot rope bridge high off the ground in the trees, which will be scary to them, but oh well, they should learn to be brave.  And never mind that sometimes kids need their parents during the NIGHT or when it’s raining or snowing. They can learn to figure out how to get to us safely, right?  RIGHT?

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

HOW did Wolf not think of this?

Yesterday I found some homemade black beans in the freezer. I thawed them out and used them, along with some chopped onions, as filling for enchiladas. 

6 of us (3 adults, 2 of which were 20-something males) ate. The cost of the tortillas, sauce, cheese, and accompanying Mexican rice was less than $8 for dinner.

Posted this to the wrong blog last night. Oops!

Yesterday I found some homemade black beans in the freezer. I thawed them out and used them, along with some chopped onions, as filling for enchiladas.

6 of us (3 adults, 2 of which were 20-something males) ate. The cost of the tortillas, sauce, cheese, and accompanying Mexican rice was less than $8 for dinner.

Posted this to the wrong blog last night. Oops!

We nearly did.
It was 500 miles but it couldn’t keep us apart.  7 trips later, we were us.

We nearly did.

It was 500 miles but it couldn’t keep us apart.  7 trips later, we were us.

(Source: swing-your-focus)

Five, maybe

  1. Big houses with minimalist furniture and vast empty spaces don’t turn me on.  I always think I’d feel cold in there, and I think of the heating and cooling costs of all those huge spaces and the solar gain from all those windows which means in the summer, cooling the space would be a nightmare, and the light from all those windows waking me up earlier than I’d like, which I would NOT like.  BUT if I had a big nearly-empty with almost no tear-up-able things in it house I’d let Zaphod the Pit Bull live inside.
  2. I know most of who I follow or follows me but I don’t keep track of who follows me or OMG I lost a follower or whatever. People come and go.  Not everybody has to like me.  And likewise some people follow me and I go check out their blog and it’s all reblogs or mostly content that doesn’t concern me or no personal, real-person insights and I don’t follow them.  But it does bug me that there are people I’ve followed, who I have things in common with, that never follow me or reply to me.  And a couple people were mutuals for years then through some tumblr glitch I unknowingly unfollowed them, and when I discovered it and refollowed them, they didn’t reciprocate.  I’m like, what?
  3. Speaking of followers though, I’m breathing down the neck of 1000, and think I might do some type of giveaway/follower appreciation.  We’ll see.
  4. We broke down and got a little cheap phone for Veronica just so if we are all away from house & she needs something or has an emergency or needs to be picked up, she can get hold of somebody.  But leave it to my ex to even screw that up.  He dropped off the phone last evening, didn’t take the piece of the box he needs for the rebate, didn’t ACTIVATE the damn phone, and when I call the number to do so it tells me that phone number is prepaid only.  So if Verizon assigned her a different number from the prepaid phone he bought her a week ago that was going to be a black hole of money, he didn’t get what the number was, so I can’t call and activate the phone.  Seriously how a person can mess up just getting a plain little cheap texting phone I have no idea.
  5. I don’t need a man to open jars for me, or put up shelves, or add oil to my car, or take out trash, or mow. I can do all that stuff just fine.  I need a man to let me snug my buns against his to fall asleep, ask me if I took my medicine because he cares whether I live or not, and have quickies in the bathroom before he has to leave for work.

ambrister:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

I AM DEAD

Unfortunately, this is true, and it doesn’t matter what age the woman receiving the texts is (I’m 52 and still get them). “Hi. Wanna see a pic of my dick?”  WTF. 

Thank God it’s Thighday Friday
(this is from about a year ago, still good tho)

Thank God it’s Thighday Friday

(this is from about a year ago, still good tho)

Christmas is 5 months from today!!  Knitters, better get going!!
This luscious handspun yarn, Candy Cane, is fluffy and soft white Corriedale that we processed from a local farm, spun with white bamboo fiber and red and green Cotswold locks.  It’s 104 yards of bulky, thick’n’thin goodness!  Available in Di’s Etsy shop!

Christmas is 5 months from today!!  Knitters, better get going!!

This luscious handspun yarn, Candy Cane, is fluffy and soft white Corriedale that we processed from a local farm, spun with white bamboo fiber and red and green Cotswold locks.  It’s 104 yards of bulky, thick’n’thin goodness!  Available in Di’s Etsy shop!