Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
  • alayne-stonecoldbitch
  • notfreud
  • thatfriendlyblackguy
  • reallythisguyles
  • knitmecrazy
  • passionknits
  • emergentpattern
  • lucysweatslove
  • k8e1ibrary1ady
  • deliriumdecadence
  • heckascootie
  • malformalady
  • minervadashwood
  • emergencycupcakes
  • theknittingpirate
  • fuckyeahyummyyfoods
  • newrider
  • tysoncrosbie
  • imonlyalittleblackraincloud
  • prettyknittygay
  • tattcitybitch
  • theacheofmodernism
  • beck-a-leck
  • marmaratiknightofthejar
  • beautifulwick3dness
  • santhonythomas
  • tatmanblue
  • most-likely-me
  • redcloud
  • soulproprietorship
  • urkillingme94
  • humansofnewyork
  • theotherwaytoo15
  • goat-on-the-ceiling
  • foodffs
  • tmistories
  • misha7collins
  • wildbeards
  • plainmarc
  • tattoome
  • sad-monsters
  • daddynobucks
  • theymightbeclippy
  • gibsart
  • leviastiel
  • knittingincircles
  • ananke23
  • akissbeforedying
  • 10pointstojessie
  • telescopical
  • gggfunny
  • cwnerd12
  • thefuuuucomics
  • sex-bob-om
  • wherearewedamfino
  • urethrafranklyn
  • gabalotmom
  • markv9
  • russian-criminal-tattoos
  • myapologiesmarktwain
  • a-slice-of-awesome
  • eatsleepdraw
  • tastefullyoffensive
  • yarnzipangirl
  • vambrace
  • internalrenovations
  • tousledbean
  • lovingmylense
  • thebitchyroommate
  • thisisonetime
  • curiousercreature
  • exceptionallyaustin
  • visualgraphc
  • bluebuzz
  • casgotthebooty
  • nikkidactyl
  • larkinknits
  • thereluctantoptimist
  • okaysoufflegirl
  • stuffnuts
  • retrogasm
  • knittinginthered
  • doctorwho
  • themohawkqueen
  • thisisjustmine4memine
  • bigboxcar
  • macktruck1583
  • dovahknitter
  • theopenroad1978
  • jennyjennywhocaniturnto
  • textsfromlastnight
  • meyechael
  • destroyed-and-abandoned
  • discoveryzoneme
  • nantli-miquitzlin
  • laughingsquid
  • gillsmarie
  • textsfromlastapocalpyse
  • stilltiedtothetracks
  • throw-tribbles-at-them
  • nexttoclaire
  • inkdgirls
  • rachelfabulous
  • phunnythewayitis
  • theadventureofanna
  • pin3appl3lim3
  • shoejunkiez
  • makingyarn
  • lizaleigh
  • mrknittle
  • vintagehomeca
  • castroburger
  • weirdvintage
  • aunatural
  • theoriginalcreature
  • siennadad
  • prettypurplepancake
  • yosoyleche
  • inbinniebon
  • stitchesandhos
  • paulbunyansdick
  • lifesam0untain
  • myladycrumrine
  • fatassbigknits
  • fuckyeahgirlswithtattoos
  • freckledfajita
  • sthurus
  • cat-shaming
  • mrs-jesus
  • iknitwithcatfur
  • theladyhaze
  • heytharrkrista
  • sarkastickunt
  • walelafusihatchi
  • iamparalights
  • kimsca
  • drsodalite
  • silvermutt
  • maximumliteralpunk
  • coolchicksfromhistory
  • staff
  • dogshaming
  • funinthesunshine
  • thetroothandnothingbutthetruth
  • twitchyspastic
  • impossible-astronauts
  • livenedup
  • loveispomegranate
  • thulium
  • jackdogstar
  • theerinpala
  • nary-a-yarn
  • naimhejeanne
  • spinningravenclaw
  • assassinsinmoccasins
  • ghibli-life
  • iamjustcara
  • fancycwabs
  • mynameesmuerte
  • simplygrizzly
  • flamingokitty22
  • thejohnblog
  • nicknameless
  • hotdogsfortina
  • therearevoicesinmyhead
  • notablyindigo
  • madtyper
  • ticvoria
  • thatbedroom
  • thatlivingroom
  • thatkitchen
  • uhmmmyeahsurewhynot
  • dougieplaysbanjo
  • reasonsmysoniscrying
  • knittynattys
  • funkyscribe
  • mywrds
  • kizayfizabe
  • conflictedyetcomfortable
  • merryapothecary
  • theknittyditty
  • whisperingwillowleaves
  • farmingandfairytales
  • thenarglewrites
  • bdgarp
  • thefredasaurusrex
  • fishingboatproceeds
  • sickradsean
  • gingerwhovianrobotskeleton
  • whatshewanted
  • campbellhouse
  • cheezepoof
  • stitcherywitchery
  • totaldrivel
  • judyschu
  • millerflintstone
  • leisureartsintern
  • knotbygranma
  • tymethiefslongerthoughts
  • theknittingbear
  • tinyhousedesign
  • cosmicpurls
  • cranialgames
  • reallybetsy
  • missworded
  • shatterknits
  • thedivineasshole
  • allofthemaking
  • wordsworthinc
  • myalterknits
  • goodbeermusicandbaseball
  • hereslookinatyoukid
  • marijuana-mondays
  • liquidnitrogenteethplay
  • thefaultinour-hungergames
  • harleyburnedparadise
  • therocknrollchicken
  • stillaknucklehead
  • minimallywiththetimes
  • averyadelicateflower
  • andsoisyourface
  • knittedbunny
  • chamomile-and-klonopin
  • omgthatdress
  • symphony-in-g
  • rouxnybtrfly
  • yarnandchocolate
  • notwhatihadnmind
  • futurelotterywinner
  • fatbottompurls
  • bringmethattardis
  • probablybullshit
  • tyria-chan
  • afoodbeast
  • knits-withallthecolorsofthewind
  • hereilay-justlikealways
  • knitsandnonsense
  • aguidetodeduction
  • now-now-nikki
  • mushroomnikki
  • apricotica
  • itsnowtimetofly
  • clientsfromhell
  • pandemiclaughter
  • flamesrising
  • monkeyfrog
  • cellomakesmehappy
  • sarianas-trench
  • nerdy-knitting-german
  • knittingandhooking
  • annabellerambler
  • starrynightsinmyeyes
  • driftingfeline
  • tireddhungryhorny
  • themediocrebard
  • theprinceandthepurl
  • fuckyeahtattoos
  • moobadoo
  • stuffonscoutshead
  • scottswords
  • everydayimknitting
  • lostinmyowncontradictions
  • red-riding-hood-half-sister
  • martinamartian
  • brambleandscoot
  • earthwoolfire
  • trextrying
  • mrgoodwrench1
  • tangledinwordsandyarn
  • unfuckyourhabitat
  • fuckyeahabandonedplaces
  • lilytrail
  • parafractal
  • fivefindeathkoi
  • josephinamarie
  • inspirationalaestheticsimagery
  • deadpresidents
  • paintchipsfromthewall
  • maeganbobaegan
  • coralised
  • ajpondwilliams
  • starrynightcat
  • mydrunkkitchen
  • green-circles
  • cant-elope
  • misenplace
  • sam-winchester-cries-during-sex
  • southerngeekett
  • miss-apple-pie
  • jcdesigns79
  • phoenixrisingfromtheash
  • miikaprocrastinates
  • singlemamaadventures
  • zombiesmouth
  • dlondon
  • bigbaldhead
  • knitandstuff
  • knitandcompany
  • kpwerker
  • thejitteryknitter

Redundancy

I’m going to start pizza crust dough to rise, so my kids can make homemade pizzas for dinner tonight while I’m at work at the pizza place.

rouxnybtrfly replied to your post: Five

ACK, I deleted it because THREE different people (all female, incidentally) got their feelings hurt about my post. Sorry about that.

LoL!!  

Guess we know either 1) who the people are whose SST posts are boring or 2) who the people are who are so insecure and self-conscious that they THINK they’re the people whose SST posts are boring, that you were talking about.  Either one of which isn’t me so I don’t give a good damn.  

(PS I ain’t mad that your post was missing eivver. That’s life, innit?)

Five

  1. I reblogged a post from rouxnybtrfly​ this morning but found out that since I did it from my phone, it blogged as a link (note to staff:  this is a MAJOR PAIN IN THE ASS!).  So I signed into my laptop, opened the post in a new window (which I didn’t see open), deleted the post from my blog, then opened the tab of the original post to reblog it as a text post, only to discover the original post was GONE.  Oops.
  2. After walking this morning (I lost a pound this week!  Yay!  A drop in the bucket but a start anyway) and taking lunch to Wolf and signing some paperwork, I have an hour to be home before I have to leave again.  
  3. I got a job which I start at 4 o’clock today, delivering pizzas for the place Wolf works.  Yes, I’m a college-educated, tattoo artist, 50-something working at a pizza place.  How glamorous.  At least it will take some $ pressure off, for the holidays coming up.
  4. The shirt I have to wear is red.  At least I look fabulous in red.
  5. And it’ll hold me off til I find out if the tattooing job is going to pan out.  I hate to speak doom over myself, but I wonder if I’ll even hear back about it.  I feel like I’m not that valuable.
mysevenkids:

SST (unfiltered)

Still one of my favorite pics of us, ever

mysevenkids:

SST (unfiltered)

Still one of my favorite pics of us, ever

what’s your favorite thing to do to stay active?

Story of my life.

(Source: pedro-quill)

This is what I did, so I can personally recommend this strategy.

This is what I did, so I can personally recommend this strategy.

(Source: mommalupis333)

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

Aw screw that I want the making out and sex and junk too.

Oh wait a minute, I got that.

(Source: trust)

My eyebrows, which I’ve never taken much notice of in my life before, Steven’s decided are the most amazing comic devices. Now in the scripts, as a stage direction, instead of saying, “The Doctor looks peeved” or “The Doctor looks annoyed,” they just write, “Eyebrows.” I’m supposed to do something with my eyebrows.

'Doctor Who' and the Eyebrows of Peter Capaldi - NYTimes.com (via doctorwho)

No but I’m laughing so hard because Matt Smith.

(via big-finish-sketches)

Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her stupid. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer.

Azra.T “this is how you keep her” (via 5000letters)

And THAT is SST

titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

Guy Rule #4:  If it’s not about your dick, make it about your dick.

(Source: syntheticmomma)

WIP Wednesday - ok so it’s slow progress, but I only have half a pattern repeat (actually less, about 8 rows) and then 12 rows of ribbing to be done with this sock. Check out that eye of partridge heel!

Book Meme

rules: “10+ books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard—they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you”

tagged by driftingfeline

  1. The Bible - there are many verses that have brought me comfort, encouraged me, taught me, given me insight.
  2. The Door In The Wall by Marguerite D’Angeli - I read this book several times.  It encouraged me that a person, even a very young person, can overcome their hindrances and accomplish something important.
  3. Square Foot Gardening by Mel Bartholomew - gave me a whole new outlook on growing food, even in small spaces
  4. Any comic crime book (but particularly the Dortmunder novels) by Donald Westlake - not only hilarious but they taught me that even if everything goes to shit, you can still keep the objective in mind, think outside the box, and keep plugging until you accomplish what you set out to do.
  5. The Herb Book by John Lust -  No color plates but detailed drawings and descriptions of every herb, including which parts are medicinal, the specific conditions they’re used for, and how to use them.  It’s cross-referenced.  Contains sections on making tinctures, decoctions, extracts, teas, and salves… also on dyeing with herbs and which mordants to use with which fibers to attain which colors.  By far the best and most comprehensive herb book I’ve ever run across.
  6. The Natural Soap Book by Susan Miller Cavitch is what got me started making my own soaps nearly 20 years ago.  I was a lifelong sufferer of severe eczema but haven’t had an outbreak of it since making and using exclusively my own soap.
  7. Cocolat by Alice Medrich - owner of the restaurant by the same name.  No desserts like these can be found anywhere else!  This cookbook is currently out of print but my mom found a copy on half.com at an exorbitant price and bought it for me for Christmas
  8. Heart and Hands - a midwife’s guide to pregnancy and birth by Elizabeth Davis - essentially a student’s guide to midwifery, this book served me well through having 5 of my babies at home, in rapid births which were unattended
  9. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - a 5-part trilogy by Douglass Adams is the best book I never read (LoL), which I have tattooed in perpetuity on my entire left thigh
  10. Any book by Agatha Christie - At a very young age (8? 9?) I fell in love with Agatha Christie mysteries, and when I was in high school, used to devour any of them our library could get their hands on for me, in French.  Her books instilled my lifelong love of the mystery genre.

I tag hamncheezr, bdgarp, miss-apple-pie, brambleandscoot, whatshewanted, fancyglasses, and scottswords

Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler

(Source: lyceck)

Reference

(Source: symphonyofawesomeness)

According to the FMP

I don’t have metal toxicity; this is good news.

In 3 months my triglycerides have dropped from 371 to 211, and my LDL count has dropped from 173 to 150. I’m heading in the right direction there, so that’s good news too.

My protein is too low for the 3rd test in a row, which may be a malabsorption problem. I don’t know if the gluten-free diet is helping that.

And I don’t have adrenal exhaustion. She said to try to manage all the above with diet & supplements and try to take it a bit more easy.

She did say that the readings on the test are indicative of an autoimmune disorder. She wants me to see a rheumatologist (why, and what do they do?) but I have no money to do so, nor more money for tests, and no insurance. So it’s going to have to wait.