Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
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welcome-to-the-pride-parade:

the-fandoms-are-everywhere:

ayyyyytyler:

fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

Not for the people on the titanic

OMG

yall will get a v.i.p in hell


Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus

welcome-to-the-pride-parade:

the-fandoms-are-everywhere:

ayyyyytyler:

fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

Not for the people on the titanic

OMG

yall will get a v.i.p in hell

Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus

(Source: blazepress)

bubonickitten:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

"meggings"
"guyliner"
axe has a thing called a “shower tool” which is basically a shower poof/loofah For Men(TM)
masculinity is so fragile. it’s like a baby bird, except not cute.


Wolf says they do the reverse for women - “They shrink it and pink it.”  He’s right and I hate that. Can’t I shave some body part with a gray razor if I want to shave? Do the hairs care? If they do care and I just can’t hear their little protests, I don’t care because in retaliation I’m just gonna guillotine their little heads off. Fuck gendered marketing.

bubonickitten:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

"meggings"

"guyliner"

axe has a thing called a “shower tool” which is basically a shower poof/loofah For Men(TM)

masculinity is so fragile. it’s like a baby bird, except not cute.

Wolf says they do the reverse for women - “They shrink it and pink it.”

He’s right and I hate that. Can’t I shave some body part with a gray razor if I want to shave? Do the hairs care? If they do care and I just can’t hear their little protests, I don’t care because in retaliation I’m just gonna guillotine their little heads off.

Fuck gendered marketing.

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

Today I started a correction of a huge octopus. In the first diptych any pink or purple lines have already been drawn in by me. The original artist had tattooed only ovoid holes for eyes, treated the tentacles as if they were tribal (cut off and restarted wherever they cross), and had outlined a 9th tentacle.

The bottom diptych shows the 9th tentacle disappeared by an ink cloud and the eyes shaded & colored.

MUCH more work to come on this one.

themediocrebard:

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants.

themediocrebard:

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants.

You don’t knit because you are patient. You are patient because you knit.
Stephanie Pearl-McPhee (via mishuheath)
Wolf got a bunch of free stuff at a yard sale. (The suitcase, not the kid)

Wolf got a bunch of free stuff at a yard sale. (The suitcase, not the kid)

ananke23 tagged me!

»  hello!! when you receive this, share five facts about yourself then pass it to ten of your favorite followers ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)  «

  1. I got my first tattoo when I was 48, and became a licensed tattoo artist because of it.
  2. I lost 5 of my 12 children before they were born and ended up with 7, which is still a bonus
  3. I used to speak fluent French (now I can read it but not speak fluently)
  4. I married a man who is younger than 2 of my kids, and taught him to knit.
  5. I spent 18.5 years of my life breastfeeding, and additional 5,5 years pregnant (but I’m done with that. So done.)

Who to tag? hmmm.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]

Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up

more sundog

(Source: newrider)

I’m fine, really

Well my head feels alright.

My stomach isn’t so good.  And the bags under my eyes look like they’re packed for an extended stay.

Last night was no-kids night.  We both worked late, then vodka and funny movies and hilarity, which *may* have included accidentally dropping 2 separate items of clothing into the toilet, among other strangeness.

But seriously, some salty french fries and some caffeine and I’ll be good to go.

Sundog

(Source: itsstuckyinmyhead)

One day, he’s going to know. He’ll know your birthday, your middle name, where you were born, your star sign, and your parents names. He’ll know how old you were when you learnt to ride a bike, how your grandparents passed away, how many pets you had, and how much you hated going to school. He’ll know your eye colour, your scars, your freckles, your laugh lines and your birth marks. He’ll know your favourite book, movie, candy, food, pair of shoes, colour, and song. He’s going to know why you’re awake at 5am most nights, where you were when you realised you’d lost a good friend, why you picked up the razor and how you managed to put it down before things went too far. He’s going to know your phobias, your dreams, your fears, your wishes, and your worries. He’s going to know about your first heartbreak, your dream wedding, and your problems with your parents. He’ll know your strengths, weaknesses, laziness, energy, and your mixed emotions. He’s going to know about your love for mayonnaise, your dream of being famous when you were five, your need to quote any film you know all the way through, and your fear of growing older. He’ll know your bad habits, your mannerisms, your stroppy pout, your facial expressions, and your laugh like it’s his favourite song. The way you chew, drink, walk, sleep, fidget and kiss. He’s going to know that you’ve already picked out wedding flowers, baby names, tiles for the bathroom, bridesmaid dresses, and the colour of your bedroom walls. He’s going to know, get annoyed at and then accept that you leave clothes everywhere, take twenty minutes to order a Starbucks, have to organise your DVD’s alphabetically, and check your horoscope… just incase. He’ll know your McDonald’s order, how many sugars to put in your tea, how many scoops of ice cream you want, and that you need your sandwiches cut into triangles. He’s going to know how you feel without you telling him, that you need a wee from a look on your face, and that you’re crying without shedding tears. He’s going to know all of it. Everything. You, from top to bottom and inside out. From learning, from sharing, from listening, from watching. He’s going to know every single thing there is to know, and you know what else? He is still going to love you.
(via unshred)

Thank god for it, too

(Source: the-taintedtruth)