And I have two more tattoos to do this afternoon, with my stomach dragging the ground like a lion after the kill.

When what I really, really want to do is take a nap.

The kids and I get money tomorrow. More precisely tonight at midnight.

As you may know we’ve been in Survival Mode for a couple weeks. Due to someone’s generosity, we made it through. Also this morning I put on a pair of jeans and found $12, which was direly needed for gas to get me to work and back today. So at this point we are needing groceries pretty badly.

Tomorrow morning I have to meet Tony partway to Oak Ridge (which is the opposite direction from what I need to go to get to work) to hand him off a car title and insurance check, which he’s going to drop off for me so I don’t have to drive all the way to Oak Ridge. Then I get to go to work and by the time I get home I’ll have been gone 12 hours.

Thursday morning I need to go to Paul’s Tires and Used Furniture and get a couple maypops for my car. Then I’m supposed to meet Des in Knoxville for a few minutes and then haul all the kids and myself to Gatlinburg for a day of more fun than we can handle again.

Friday I have to work again.

So far there is no room in this itinerary for going grocery shopping, unless I go after midnight tonight. We can’t really wait until Saturday to buy food.

So I guess I really didn’t need that much sleep tonight anyway.

i-want-to-worship-jennifer:

You can steal my heart but bitch don’t even think about touching my food.

Especially bacon…

1. I have a tiny little mole under my left butt cheek and a matching one under my left breast.
2. I also have a little, permanent, muscle-injury dent in my left butt cheek, that a friend of mine refers to as “Harvey.”
3. There are some things that make or made me happy, that I wish I had pictures of, just for me.
4. There are some foods I like so much, if I could figure out how to have sex with them I would.
5. It’s still been WAY too long. (see number 4)

I never realized how much energy my x sucked out of me until I’ve been away from it and experienced it again the last few days.  So glad to be where i am now.

Miss Autumne treated me to chicken and dumplings from Gina’s (a local eatery).  She loves me.  It was good.

I’m about to add this to my upper stomach piece.  To tell you the truth I’m a little nervous.  All those feathers on my ribs, is gonna hurt me.  I may not do all the color today.

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Scary

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Yum…..mystery meat!

It ended up being whole boneless pork loins… which I bought, because they’re delicious roasted, sliced up and pan fried, or shredded with barbecue sauce and cole slaw on a bun. (And, there’s that cheaper than hamburger thing. LoL)

• Are you still confused, or are you just sleepy?
• They’d as soon slit your throat as hug your neck.
• Getting screwed, fun. Getting screwed by a prison matron with a mag light, not fun.
• What do you mean my car died?
• They WILL remake my glasses & refund the difference or refund the glasses entirely, or they’re gonna have to call the cops
• Oh, SCREW this traffic.  Why the hell aren’t all these yuppies at their kids’ soccer games?
• Yes, that’s my knitting
• Ima try to be rational.  Wish me luck.
• I want to eat ALL the food
• I’m sorry I kicked you.  I didn’t mean to.  If I had meant to I’d have done it harder. (The person just smiled nervously, like she thought I was joking)
• Jingly balls
• What do you mean you have tow service available but nobody is willing to provide service for that tow?
• I want to say to him, “Look Brown Wonder Who Doesn’t Speak English, you better by god get a tow truck out here for me and do it most ricky-tick too, or I’m gonna hunt you down, drag a cow onto your front porch and slit its throat.”
• I got hot pepper in my nose from making Spicy Chex Mix, but I have beer.