Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
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The answer to Life, the Universe, & Everything

And the latest addtion to my Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy leg mural.
Two more pieces and I can color it in.
It looks exactly like I wanted it to.
Happy.

Conversation about storebought socks

  • Me: Oh! Wouldn't it be nice if! I could just find TWO socks alike
  • Diantha: There is no such thing as two socks alike
  • Me: I know that's one of the rules of the Universe. So, I have an Ed Hardy short gray and black plain sock, and an Ed Hardy short blue sock with a tattoo on it.
  • Diantha: So wear them together. Nobody cares.
  • Me: (putting on the socks) I already had intended to.
  • Diantha: Viva rebellion!
  • Me: The World should be used to me by now.
  • Diantha: But it's not.
  • Me: It's a pity, too