Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie with seven kids. Keep the change, ya filthy animal...
jewles:

nicolesprivates:

Donk to thick. hmmm…maybe a little badonk.  Yeah, I had to look it up on my phone.  So be it.

We’ve decided mine is somewhere between wide and double wide, but with more cheek definition. This is how we spend our precious together time.

I’m somewhere between petite and normal.

jewles:

nicolesprivates:

Donk to thick. hmmm…maybe a little badonk.  Yeah, I had to look it up on my phone.  So be it.

We’ve decided mine is somewhere between wide and double wide, but with more cheek definition. This is how we spend our precious together time.

I’m somewhere between petite and normal.

(Source: myfreakingfuckeduplife)

When I drink, revisited

When I drink at social gatherings, I tend to grab asses.

You’ve been warned.