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Awesome owl tattoo…

Awesome owl tattoo…

People, Martha Stewart wishes she could BE me… ;o)

onegirlrambles:

Love it!

'Struth!
onegirlrambles:

Love it!

'Struth!

Anytime. Come on in, I’ll feed ya.

Anytime. Come on in, I’ll feed ya.

(Source: lightningr0se)

oncewild:

via girlwanderer


Awesome tattoo!
oncewild:

via girlwanderer

Awesome tattoo!

Things my mom and I have in common. (@mysevenkids)

smilebeauiful:

  • Our favorite colors are purple.
  • We love Black Raspberry chocolate chuck ice cream.
  • I live off Mountain Dew.
  • We’re not pregant. (Yay us!)
  • We’re both “in love” with gingers.
  • We’re strong.
  • We are independent.
  • We don’t really like kids.
  • We don’t plan getting married. (Again for her.)
  • If we do (get married) we both want to elope.
  • We like knitting.
  • We love mountains.
  • And Europe.
  • And Art.
  • And Tattoos.
  • And the same movies.
  • We both love; Robert Downey Jr. Val Kilmer. Bruce Willis. Russell Brand. Queen. Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy. Princess Bride.
  • And books.
  • And poets.
  • We’re both tan.
  • Sarcastic.
  • Don’t take any crap.
  • Hate about 98% of people.
  •  We both have long legs.
  • We’re both goregous. (so they say)
  • We’re both AWESOME!
  • We wear about the same size in clothes.
  • We’re both weird.
  • We both like Drummers.
  • We hate Ohio, and FL.
  • We spin. (wool)
  • Motorcycles.
  • We even have the same phone.
  • We like being alone.
  • We’re Juggalettes.
  • We’re Sociopaths.
  • We find tattoos and nose rings sexy.
  • We like black.
  • We’re both right handed-ish.
  • We’re both allergic to mold, and all metals.

Nah, we’re nothing alke.

twitchyspastic replied to your post: twitchyspastic replied to your post: No horn…

I know you are, but what am I?

You are awesome too, but you don’t know it because nobody tells you.

MASHED POTATOES ARE AWESOME. I WOULD SLATHER MYSELF IN THEM.

ok that’s all.


Screw You, Signs

YAY!! 
Homemade pizza on garlic Naan: pepperoni, ham, onions, mushrooms. Hey where are my jalapeños?!
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Homemade pizza on garlic Naan: pepperoni, ham, onions, mushrooms. Hey where are my jalapeños?!

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andthentherewasglitz replied to your photo: I made my own butterscotch sauce (only it was…

yummmmm

purplemarmiteyam replied to your photo: I made my own butterscotch sauce (only it was…

Looks yummy!

bekaboo replied to your photo: I made my own butterscotch sauce (only it was…

You are amazing! And so fucking thin. :p

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LoL!  

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littlespot replied to your photoI made my own butterscotch sauce (only it was…

ooh… how do you make it?

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Ok this is all kinda approximate, because that’s the way I cook. 

2 T butter (30grams)

1/2 Cup granulated sugar (120 grams)

Melt together in a heavy or non-stick saucepan.

Add:

1/2 Cup (120 grams) evaporated milk, milk, or cream

Bring to a boil over medium heat.

Add:

1 tsp vanilla extract (5 grams/ccs)

1 Tablespoon scotch whiskey (I used bourbon) (15 grams/ccs)

Continue to boil until mixture is smooth and will sheet evenly off the spoon or spatula.  When a small drip of the mixture dropped into some water forms a soft ball, the sauce is done.

If served warm, over cold ice cream, it will stiffen to a caramel-like consistency.  When cooled to room temperature, it has a pliable caramel-coating texture.

Butterscotch sauce

Human dog food - Chex Muddy Buddies mix
We add cheerios and broken pretzels.

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Human dog food - Chex Muddy Buddies mix

We add cheerios and broken pretzels.

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Super nachos. It’s what’s for dinner. (& cold beer)
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Super nachos. It’s what’s for dinner. (& cold beer)

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Brownie muffin bites 

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Brownie muffin bites

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There are aliens hiding in my mashed potatoes.

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There are aliens hiding in my mashed potatoes.

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