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"Tricked Out"

I am…
Though my definition of “bling” is different than most of y’all’s… ;o)

This is only me, being bad. Aaaahahahahaha!
(via minesarabellafina)

This is only me, being bad. Aaaahahahahaha!
(via minesarabellafina)

becomingbrina replied to your post: Exciting times
speaking of which, my husband was looking over my shoulder as i scrolled through my dash the other day and saw one of your recent tattoos, and after a brief tutorial on your tat shenanigans, concluded that you’re a badass. i completely agree.

ROFLOL!! That’s the 2nd time in 12 hours I’ve gotten that response.
It might even be true. LOL!

For as badass and unaffected as we try to come off,we’re all just one sentence away from being brought to the edge of tears…
John Mayer

(via thesymphonywithin)

felonious-punk:

thesurrealitied:

That last one is hilarious.

all of this!!

Almost anyone in history was more hardcore than the baddest ass among us today.

Danny Trejo is always a badass, no matter how small his dog is.

Danny Trejo is always a badass, no matter how small his dog is.

(Source: couchandcanvas)

Throwback Thursday the last

The bad-assest elf you ever saw.  Yes those pants are leather.

And Veronica is princessing-out in the dress I made for her to wear in Des’ wedding.  Taken in 2004

Don’t like the No Makeup thing?
Cookie Monster and The Badass Tattooed Librarian both say, “Fuck you, Anon!”

Don’t like the No Makeup thing?

Cookie Monster and The Badass Tattooed Librarian both say, “Fuck you, Anon!”


nevver:
I’m just so tired.

I would BREAK the fuck out of that chain!  
Then melt it down and make fucking GUN out of it!  And BULLETS!  LOTS of BULLETS!  
And a FINGERNAIL FILE!!  
And then hunt down the sorry-ass bad guy who did this to me and shoot him in the KNEE!  
And then hit him on the back of the head with the butt of the GUN!!  
And stand with my foot on his fucking BACK, filing my nails, until the POLICE arrived!!
Like a BOSS!!

nevver:

I’m just so tired.

I would BREAK the fuck out of that chain!  

Then melt it down and make fucking GUN out of it!  And BULLETS!  LOTS of BULLETS!  

And a FINGERNAIL FILE!!  

And then hunt down the sorry-ass bad guy who did this to me and shoot him in the KNEE!  

And then hit him on the back of the head with the butt of the GUN!!  

And stand with my foot on his fucking BACK, filing my nails, until the POLICE arrived!!

Like a BOSS!!

futurelotterywinner:

ARB
muchachasuciaaa:

darthtayismodified:

always reblog

GPOY.

WHUT.

futurelotterywinner:

ARB

muchachasuciaaa:

darthtayismodified:

always reblog

GPOY.

WHUT.

Um.. you’re joking right?!?

shorthairedgirl:

 mysevenkids replied to your post: 8 Things I’ve Done That You May Not Have

You are so bad-ass I’m not worthy.

WHAT?!? You are not worthy? The woman who traveled most of Europe before she was 18, been on a motorcycle 39 years  with only one unfortunate mishap, 12 kids/11 pregnancies, had 5 of those kids at home, cook the most amazing looking meals I have ever seen (I won’t even go into how the pictures of your baked goods make me want to stalk your kitchen), live with that kidney hell, picked yourself up after a divorce and began a new career, and you knit. Good god woman, you knit!  

It is I who bows to your bad-ass-ness. 

I am speechless at your admiration.  Thank you so much.

Take a picture of ME, wouldja?
I’ve just spent an obscene amount of money for a broke person, between the grocery store, gas station and throw in $30 at the liquor store because yanno I needed wine for the crockpot chicken…

Take a picture of ME, wouldja?

I’ve just spent an obscene amount of money for a broke person, between the grocery store, gas station and throw in $30 at the liquor store because yanno I needed wine for the crockpot chicken…

We found Wolf the coolest heavy leather coat EVER for $20 at the thrift store next to the tattoo shop today!

Oh, you know, just knitting a gauntlet with leather cord, like a boss.

Oh, you know, just knitting a gauntlet with leather cord, like a boss.

(Source: brain-food)