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Longing for a sammich.

Longing for a sammich.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose.
Dr. Seuss
(via lifesamountain)

for alwaysphunny - my “hardhat”

It protects my brain, which is by far the sexiest part of me…

I’m quiet tonight because I’m formulating

before I knit, or draw, or make something, I work out all the parameters of how to do it and what i want it to look like, in my head, before I do it.

I has brainz behind me talent, yes indeed.

saralaughs replied to your post: Errrbody LOVES homemade knitted fluffy squooshness

Did you see the brain hat? I NEED you to make that for me. PLEEEEEEZE!!!

Shall I make it brain color or in zombie-ish rotting flesh colors? ;o)

ROFLOL!

ROFLOL!

Some thoughts this morning

I’m sad about my bike.  I don’t think it’s reparable but it’s only a machine, right? Important to me but it wasn’t a living entity, so it can be replaced.

I feel like I’ve been beat with… well, pavement.  New bruises are showing up & my head is killing me.  Movin’ kinda slow this morning.

Yes, the guy stopped.  It was a solid green light in a 40 MPH zone & I had right-of-way.  He turned in front of me when I was not 30 feet away.

He admitted at the scene that it was his fault.  There were witnesses, who called the police and stayed at the scene.  However the officer kept my driver’s license to write up the report but didn’t come to the hospital to give me the accident report or my license.

I chose to put the bike down at the last second, to minimize impact.  This probably saved my life.  If I had made impact upright, I’d have been ejected over the bed of the guy’s truck.  No way of knowing if I’d have survived the landing.

Des’ babies brought me flowers at the hospital “because that’s what they do on TV.” LoL

I’m thankful for the brains/presence of mind to have handled it that way.  Wolf said, “That wonderful, sexy brain of yours.”  He hasn’t stopped hugging & kissing me & telling me how glad he is that I’m alive.

The kids have all hugged me, chastised me for riding in a dress, & told me how glad they are that I’m alive.

Me too.

Ackackackack

Ackackackack

(Source: sinful-debauchery)

vampirevvekend:

being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away

This.

frenchtwist:

via regardintemporel:

Míla Preslova - Wrapped Up, 2002

frenchtwist:

via regardintemporel:

Míla Preslova - Wrapped Up, 2002

Yarn for brains

So this just happened

So this just happened

mrs-jesus:

housewifeswag:

yep.

Well this is a soul crushing punch in the gut. How easily we forget.

She has her head on straight.

(Source: goldenstories)

twimynx:

Yes. Yes, we are.

Preach.

twimynx:

Yes. Yes, we are.

Preach.

He says my mind is my sexiest feature.

He says my mind is my sexiest feature.

(Source: autumnone)

lifehackable:

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I must have the healthiest gahdamn brain on the planet.

lifehackable:

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I must have the healthiest gahdamn brain on the planet.