Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
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Friday Foodporn

It’s not a Challah but it’s pretty good…
whole-grain bread braid

Soupe Poulet et Etoiles avec Herbes de Provence
(homemade chicken & stars soup with provencial herbs)

Hot corned beef-vegetable soup, herbed bread, and knitting.
(Taken with instagram)

Hot corned beef-vegetable soup, herbed bread, and knitting.

(Taken with instagram)

What Artemas wants for his next tattoo

He says it was Socrates’ last words. LoL!


nikkivixxen:
Started the “I drank WHAT?” arm piece today also

nikkivixxen:

Started the “I drank WHAT?” arm piece today also


nikkivixxen:
We’re done tattooing for now. Color later.
It says, “I drank WHAT?”

His concept, my art.  True story, brah.

nikkivixxen:

We’re done tattooing for now. Color later.

It says, “I drank WHAT?”

His concept, my art.  True story, brah.

For dinner:  homemade chili, mixed salad, and oven-toasted garlic alligator bread. 

The chickens are not for eating.

For dinner: homemade chili, mixed salad, and oven-toasted garlic alligator bread.

The chickens are not for eating.

ALL the food groups except sugar and caffeine.

ALL the food groups except sugar and caffeine.

tastefullyoffensive:

Famous Paintings on Bread by Ida Frosk

Previously: Unuseful Everyday Objects

Whut

Seven

  1. We went to a different church this morning.  I thought the pastor spoke a little long, but his teaching was good.  The Worship was a little slower than what we’re used to.  The jury is still out on this one.  We also took the kids to the park to play.  It was a gorgeous day for it!
  2. I don’t give a rat’s ass about Hook and Emma or anything else from that show.  
  3. Likewise, Benedict Cumberbatch does nothing for me.  Less than nothing, actually.  Bleh.
  4. The Monster High line was cute when it first came out… B got a few of the plush dolls, and they were adorable.  But now they’re just glorified (or gorified) Bratz dolls.  I hate them.  I won’t let her have any more of them.
  5. I’m on Load 2 of laundry and I’m almost done with weirdly-pooling slipper number one.  Yay!
  6. Des and Tony and the kids are coming down for the evening.  They haven’t been here in quite a while.  I’m excited.  I’m going to make pork chops and oven-roasted herbed potatoes for dinner.
  7. And I think I’m gonna bake some homemade bread.

reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

Pas de tout de nous

(Source: illegalbot)

Homemade bread. I put a cup of cooked quinoa for protein, some brown flax seed and some dried rosemary.