Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
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I thought I would never reblog a LOLcat but this is too good.

I thought I would never reblog a LOLcat but this is too good.

I guess I should explain DOG

Our cat is named D.O.G (Dee-oh-gee), and thinks he’s a dog. He’s a very patient cat, having lived through several toddler kids of me own and two grandbabies so far. He sleeps 20 hours a day, in the most inconvenient places EVER, and doesn’t use a litterbox (begs to be let out and back in).

My 3.5yo Betsy was telling my friend last night on Skype that she had a dream about werewolves, that one was in the house but it turned out to really be out by the street in a trash can, and then she thought there was another one, but it was just DOG.

She also dreamed of chocolate chip cookies.

I love my friend but he makes faces at Betsy, making it nearly impossible for me to get her to go to bed. LOL

mmmooonbeams:

GPOYW

OMG. This is how I feel about my bed, & my motorcycle.
mmmooonbeams:

GPOYW

OMG. This is how I feel about my bed, & my motorcycle.

makedamnsenseThis is Morgan Freeman with a cat on his head.Your point is invalid.
makedamnsense
This is Morgan Freeman with a cat on his head.
Your point is invalid.

yeliisi:

Cat-knit by *Maria-van-Bruggen


Our cat is curiously indifferent to our knitting, but this is funny.
yeliisi:

Cat-knit by *Maria-van-Bruggen

Our cat is curiously indifferent to our knitting, but this is funny.

"He had rays of sunlight eminating from his lips and fingertips"
~ (crazy old guy in an episode of Psych, talking about someone who ate Cheetos)

"He had rays of sunlight eminating from his lips and fingertips"
~ (crazy old guy in an episode of Psych, talking about someone who ate Cheetos)

(Source: pusheen)

likeovertherainbow:

Cat what are you doing. You are not a towel. You do not even like water. Get off of that.


Stuck kitty…
likeovertherainbow:

Cat what are you doing. You are not a towel. You do not even like water. Get off of that.

Stuck kitty…

(Source: once-upon-a-sasss)

Our cat is named D.O.G. … O_o

Our cat is named D.O.G. … O_o

hamncheezr:

dogtagsandflipflops replied to your post: HENRY JONES JUNIOR!

We call Nacho “Nacho R. Cheezles ESQ”. I make the vet say the entire thing when he addresses the cat.


Clearly, you are my new favorite person.
I would also make the vet address a pet by its full name. Which is why I think pets really should have several names, old money-sounding names, and a title.

Well played with your middle initial and ESQ. Bravo.

A while back the kids decided that since our cat D.O.G.’s name was initials, they should stand for something. So they decided on Dave Osmosis Grant.

By the way, Betsy says that the new kitteh is “MY ‘sponsibilty now.” meaning that she’s in charge of kitteh duties. Hm.

I’ve never posted pix of this pussy before

This is Luna, which the boys call Ostrich because she hides her head in everything, and also because it ticks Diantha off something awful.

Happy Caturday.

One more parting pussy pic for Caturday

Gotcha.

D.O.G., our big dumb werewolf cat, is twice the size of Luna.
A week ago, they were hissing at each other.
D.O.G. was afraid of her.

OMG they’re me and Jay.

uselessmess:


ABORT MISSION!
OH GOD, ABORT MISSION!!

omggggg, i laughed so much!!!!


Aaaahahahaha!
uselessmess:

ABORT MISSION!

OH GOD, ABORT MISSION!!

omggggg, i laughed so much!!!!

Aaaahahahaha!

(Source: ceronprime)

Last Caturday, I promise.
And also only bc I’m bored and tumblr is slow.

Last Caturday, I promise.
And also only bc I’m bored and tumblr is slow.

The cat is missing the kids.

He came in and head-butted me under the chin until I petted him. Then he lay his head and a paw on my chest and fell asleep.

But since I’m wearing black-satin pajamas, he slowly slid down and now he’s lying on the bed next to me, snoring.

Yes the cat is snoring.

Also, I am just about with him. I had 3.5 hours sleep Friday night and 4.5 hours sleep last night. Might be a good idea for me just to go to bed.

Nah…

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. i am trying to make a sweater. i did not ask for your opinion on which yarn i should use. you don’t know anything about knitting cat.

Why do cats think they MUST help us knit (or quilt?) Seriously.
getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. i am trying to make a sweater. i did not ask for your opinion on which yarn i should use. you don’t know anything about knitting cat.

Why do cats think they MUST help us knit (or quilt?) Seriously.