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weirdscaryandusualstuff:

way cool..way weird
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that’s more like it!)The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.(O.M.G.!)A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy.)(I’m still not over the pig.)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Do not try this at home…… maybe at work.)The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.(30 minutes… lucky pig… can you imagine??)The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know.)The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm……..)Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) (yes)Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(OK, so that would be a good thing….)A cat’s urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)Starfish have no brains.(I know some people like that too.)Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about that pig??)

weirdscaryandusualstuff:

way cool..way weird

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home…… maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes… lucky pig… can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm……..)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) (yes)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing….)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

you-have-no-idea:

astronautes:

Artist assistants stand next to 3,604 cups of coffee which have been made into a giant Mona Lisa in Sydney, Australia. The 3,604 cups of coffee were each filled with different amounts of milk to create the different shades.



Anyone want coffee?

My boss has me working on grayscale.  But not on this scale, LOL!
you-have-no-idea:

astronautes:

Artist assistants stand next to 3,604 cups of coffee which have been made into a giant Mona Lisa in Sydney, Australia. The 3,604 cups of coffee were each filled with different amounts of milk to create the different shades.

Anyone want coffee?

My boss has me working on grayscale. But not on this scale, LOL!


champingatthewit:
My boss told me to make a to-do list for work tomorrow.

This is the best to-do list EVER.

champingatthewit:

My boss told me to make a to-do list for work tomorrow.

This is the best to-do list EVER.

Where do my kids get this stuff?

Where do my kids get this stuff?

piscesapplelady:

some days…

For Des

piscesapplelady:

some days…

For Des

(Source: amajor7)

underwhelmed:

fuckyeah-nerdery:


When fire ants are gathered into a group, they act like a fluid, as depicted above in a scene, arranged by the researchers, that could be called either whimsical or the stuff of nightmares.

The latter. Definitely the latter.
whatever, give me coffee

Reblogging for Des, who I suspect secretly wrote the last comment

underwhelmed:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

When fire ants are gathered into a group, they act like a fluid, as depicted above in a scene, arranged by the researchers, that could be called either whimsical or the stuff of nightmares.

The latter. Definitely the latter.

whatever, give me coffee

Reblogging for Des, who I suspect secretly wrote the last comment

fuckyeahtattoos:

Got this Death before Decaf piece by Julian Oh. Super rad guy.

Hey Des and Michelle, I found a tattoo for ya

fuckyeahtattoos:

Got this Death before Decaf piece by Julian Oh. Super rad guy.

Hey Des and Michelle, I found a tattoo for ya

Reblogging for Des

Reblogging for Des

(Source: mycoffeecups)

For Desiree

For Desiree