Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
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This is my beautiful friend Sarah, who I love.

This is my beautiful friend Sarah, who I love.

This is my beautiful friend Sarah.

This is my beautiful friend Sarah.

scottswords:

I wish I had a friend that would ______.

Come visit me. (Soon though)

A person needs friends like this.
[re: working on my tattoo rib piece]

A person needs friends like this.

[re: working on my tattoo rib piece]

And like this.

And like this.

Oh and a friend of mine sent me an x-rated birthday song

No, I won’t share.  But it was funny.

Saturday Snippets

  • I wasn’t around last night because after tattooing, I had to stay late to do tubes.  In the hour after the shop closed, I had 2 beers and 2 shots of Wild Turkey 101 held under my tongue. Artemas had come to pick me up so that’s ok.  Then I realized I’d had nothing to eat all day except an egg & cheese biscuit.  So by the time I got home, I was, hm.  Buzzed?  I was able to lay on the bed without holding on, and had some taco salad before I wondered if lettuce in a drunk stomach was a good idea.  (It stayed, though.)
  • My ex asked me out on a date to go out to dinner.  This is not exactly what I had in mind.  I think it’s a “Win yer wife back, not have to eat your own cooking anymore” thing.
  • No.
  • Today I had a terrible headache but 4 ibuprofen, 2 Goody’s powders, a Mountain Dew, and a nice nap this afternoon took care of it.
  • Six is always bullshit.
  • It snowed half-assedly today.  I think the same 16 flakes just kept getting blown back through the yard.  It’s bloody cold and windy though. At least for us here in the South.
  • The kids and I did church tonight so we wouldn’t have to go out tomorrow.  Our preacher said, “What was Jesus’ first miracle?  He was at a party and they ran out of Boone’s Farm.  He made more!!”  How Southern.  Also, our pastor has a twisted world view, which is probably why I like him.
  • Today a friend was texting me about the merits or not, of my ass.  That was interesting.
  • And none of this stuff is even weird.
Oh please, oh please

Oh please, oh please

(Source: milflover07)

April Photo a Day - Day 4 - something that makes me smile

My friend, the Central Mississippi Wolf.

April Photo a Day - Day 4 - something that makes me smile

My friend, the Central Mississippi Wolf.

gypsytashi:

just me

My beautiful friend Tashi

lolsofunny:

THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO

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Wolf married his.

(Source: mobble)