Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
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So far Sunday

  • The x took the kids to church. I went back to bed.
  • They came home with Dunkin Donuts. I had a chocolate-filled one.  I’m gonna weigh 200# if I don’t start burning some calories.
  • I still feel sore-throaty, stuffy, and lethargic.  I’m lying around and bossing everybody else what to do.  It’s the rules.
  • I think I’m nearly loopy on cold meds.
  • I finished knitting the hat I’m working on. The pattern called for 3 or 4 pattern repeats.  I did 4.  Decreased over 7 rows (2”), and the hat was too short.  Had to pick out the last 7 rows and put it back on needles.
  • It’s handspun yarn, which I didn’t have any more of.  So I had to get out of bed and find the fiber and spin another 20 yards or so.
  • Artemas is making me homemade french fries.
  • I have orange juice.
One down, one to go

One down, one to go

Today’s Etsy features

In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness month (October) and BoobieWednesday, today’s featured soaps are Lil’ Brown Juggs, a bag with 8 guest-sized soaps in it. 

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And in “honor” of the selfish, greedy brats in Washington… Today from Diantha’s Fluff4ewe Etsy shop:

Show Me the Money" handspun yarn with shreds of real US Treasury currency spun in!

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This is the 3rd time I’ve cast on this sideways cowl. 

The handspun Merino wool was given to me.  It is so soft but long runs of it were so fat (about 1/2” across) and underspun that I pulled the knitting out.  I spread out those sections of the yarn, drafted it out and spun it a little finer.  I washed and re-set the twist overnight. 

Hopefully I can knit this up pretty quickly with no more delays.

This is the 3rd time I’ve cast on this sideways cowl.

The handspun Merino wool was given to me. It is so soft but long runs of it were so fat (about 1/2” across) and underspun that I pulled the knitting out. I spread out those sections of the yarn, drafted it out and spun it a little finer. I washed and re-set the twist overnight.

Hopefully I can knit this up pretty quickly with no more delays.

Knitswap project - handspun 2-ply Merino wool knitted into a big slouchy beret

hamncheezr:

Spring is definitely in the air with this super bright yarn!Hand spun on a drop spindle, it’s 100% merino for next to skin softness.  At 156 yards and bulky weight, it’ll knit up perfect on size 6-9 needles or G-I hook.
Enough for some awesome leg warmers, fingerless mitts, or even a shrug to go with a little girl’s Easter dress, the bright saturated colors are sure to please!!  This yarn is ONE OF A KIND and once it’s sold I cannot reproduce it!  Hand wash by soaking it in luke warm water with a small squirt of shampoo, lay flat to dry.  Easy, peasy!
$26 US dollars + $3 shipping.I accept paypal!!  If you’re interested, hit up my ask box for my e-mail address.Are you a member of etsy?  Click through the link to purchase, or to view my other yarns and quilted totes!

Signal boosting the crap out of this.
My daughter is so talented, and this yarn is so gorgeous I’m tempted to buy it myself.

hamncheezr:

Spring is definitely in the air with this super bright yarn!
Hand spun on a drop spindle, it’s 100% merino for next to skin softness.  At 156 yards and bulky weight, it’ll knit up perfect on size 6-9 needles or G-I hook.

Enough for some awesome leg warmers, fingerless mitts, or even a shrug to go with a little girl’s Easter dress, the bright saturated colors are sure to please!!  This yarn is ONE OF A KIND and once it’s sold I cannot reproduce it!  Hand wash by soaking it in luke warm water with a small squirt of shampoo, lay flat to dry.  Easy, peasy!

$26 US dollars + $3 shipping.
I accept paypal!!  If you’re interested, hit up my ask box for my e-mail address.
Are you a member of etsy?  Click through the link to purchase, or to view my other yarns and quilted totes!

Signal boosting the crap out of this.

My daughter is so talented, and this yarn is so gorgeous I’m tempted to buy it myself.

hamncheezr:

Today’s new yarn!
Bright and cheery or dark and mysterious depending on how you look at it, this skein of hand dyed and drop spindle spun, singly-ply sock weight yarn is super wash and perfect for a pair of warm socks!

After spinning, the yarn was washed in gentle soap to set the twist, and hung unweighted to dry.

THIS LISTING IS FOR ONE SKEIN ONLY!

This yarn will come to you delicately wrapped and wound into a center-pull ball. If you would rather have it in skein form, please let me know at checkout.

~~~SPECS~~~
Fiber: super wash merino wool
Skein size: 422 yards
Weight: sock
Recommended needle size: US 1 to 2.5 (2.25 to 3mm needles), or an B-D hook.

Care: While super wash fibers claim to not felt, I still would hand wash in tepid water and lay flat to dry. A squirt of hair conditioner in the rinse will make your item very soft!! (After all, wool is sheep hair!)

However it can be washed on cool in the washing machine and laid flat to dry!

From a smoke free home.

$34 USD + $3 s/h
Are you a member of Etsy?  Click through to purchase or to see my other yarns and totes!  Not a member?  Hit my ASK BOX for my e-mail; I take paypal!!

Des strikes again. Truly HAND-spun.

Gorgeous!