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Homemade from scratch Chicken Pot Pie of awesomeness…

Homemade from scratch Chicken Pot Pie of awesomeness…

You probably don’t really want me to tell y’all how delicious these are.

You probably don’t really want me to tell y’all how delicious these are.

Pizzas are *finally* in the oven

That crust rose so high & delicate while we were waiting

My house smells terrific.

The little kids get pepperoni.

The big people get pepperoni, onion, green pepper, black olive, mushroom, pickled artichoke, and banana pepper rings.

I had no lunch today. It’s late.

Let’s eat.

I made a chocolate cake

It’s a 6”, 1-layer dark chocolate. I’m going to mail it tomorrow.

The secret is to put a little meringue powder in the frosting. That way it skins over so it doesn’t stick to the plastic wrap. Then plastic wrap 2 directions, firmly, and packed in a box with some soft padding around. Knitted gifts work great, LoL

Made-from-scratch biscuits with homemade sausage gravy.
Also I may need an aspirin this morning.
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Made-from-scratch biscuits with homemade sausage gravy.

Also I may need an aspirin this morning.

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Hot corned beef-vegetable soup, herbed bread, and knitting.
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Hot corned beef-vegetable soup, herbed bread, and knitting.

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There’s not a thing wrong with me, other than I just baked a tray of from-scratch biscuits at 1AM
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There’s not a thing wrong with me, other than I just baked a tray of from-scratch biscuits at 1AM

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Stockings hung…
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Stockings hung…

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Oh, and PIES!!
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Oh, and PIES!!

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Homemade beer-batter onion rings are what I get for going to bed without finishing almost my whole beer…
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Homemade beer-batter onion rings are what I get for going to bed without finishing almost my whole beer…

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We’re making homemade pizzas.
Mine & Artemas’ has pepperoni, smoked pork, bacon, onions, mushrooms, spinach.
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We’re making homemade pizzas.

Mine & Artemas’ has pepperoni, smoked pork, bacon, onions, mushrooms, spinach.

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Vegetable, beef and potato stew for dinner
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Vegetable, beef and potato stew for dinner

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Artemas’ combination Birthday Cake
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Artemas’ combination Birthday Cake

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andthentherewasglitz replied to your photo: I made my own butterscotch sauce (only it was…

yummmmm

purplemarmiteyam replied to your photo: I made my own butterscotch sauce (only it was…

Looks yummy!

bekaboo replied to your photo: I made my own butterscotch sauce (only it was…

You are amazing! And so fucking thin. :p

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LoL!  

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littlespot replied to your photoI made my own butterscotch sauce (only it was…

ooh… how do you make it?

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Ok this is all kinda approximate, because that’s the way I cook. 

2 T butter (30grams)

1/2 Cup granulated sugar (120 grams)

Melt together in a heavy or non-stick saucepan.

Add:

1/2 Cup (120 grams) evaporated milk, milk, or cream

Bring to a boil over medium heat.

Add:

1 tsp vanilla extract (5 grams/ccs)

1 Tablespoon scotch whiskey (I used bourbon) (15 grams/ccs)

Continue to boil until mixture is smooth and will sheet evenly off the spoon or spatula.  When a small drip of the mixture dropped into some water forms a soft ball, the sauce is done.

If served warm, over cold ice cream, it will stiffen to a caramel-like consistency.  When cooled to room temperature, it has a pliable caramel-coating texture.

Butterscotch sauce

Brownie muffin bites 

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Brownie muffin bites

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