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I’m way behind on my 30 Days of Knitting posts, so tonight I’ll catch them up when I get home.

If you’re not a knitter, you can feel free to let your eyes glaze over.

If you are a knitter, you may find them fascinating & drool-worthy.

Just a warning.

Mancowl

For Christmas we (I say we, meaning I cast it on & figured out the pattern & Diantha randomly picked it up and knitted on it) made a Mancowl for @slashingwolf on twitter.

Simple, simple as far as pattern goes. Cast on 90 st on size 9 needles (we used a 24” circ). Knit 5, purl 5 for 7 rows then switch to Purl 5, knit 5 for 7 rows then switch back, until you’re just about out of yarn. Bind off loosely in pattern. We blocked it around a baking/cooling rack.

The yarn was some 25% wool/ 65% acrylic/ 10% nylon machine-washable abomination (if I remember the brand I’ll post it)… weird texture, instead of being plied it was like a long crochet chain… only fuzzy…

Anyway it knitted up into one nice cowl…

It socks to be lonely.
OMG I need to make a memorial wall like this one.
NEED.

It socks to be lonely.
OMG I need to make a memorial wall like this one.
NEED.

hamncheezr:

Recycled, t-shirt yarn Frog Hat I designed last winter.
OSFM, Toddler to Adult S.

Used one men’s tshirt in green.  Picture links to pattern instructions.

<3 my kids!!
hamncheezr:

Recycled, t-shirt yarn Frog Hat I designed last winter.
OSFM, Toddler to Adult S.

Used one men’s tshirt in green. Picture links to pattern instructions.

<3 my kids!!

Reblog if you knit !

ifollowedaliceintowonderland:

I want to follow you all for inspiration (and new instructions) :D

I knit (self-taught, and have knitted for 26 years) and spin yarn, and so do my daughters Desiree and Diantha. I taught them and 3 more of my kids to knit, also.

Scarf meme - handknit for me by Desiree (hamncheezr)

Scarf meme - handknit for me by Desiree (hamncheezr)

twitchyspastic:

Obligated, because I own a mysevenkids original creation.

This man is awesome.  I would even make him another scarf.  Or somethin&#8217;.

twitchyspastic:

Obligated, because I own a mysevenkids original creation.

This man is awesome.  I would even make him another scarf.  Or somethin’.

Can you somehow get a decent pic of that purple cowl thingie I made you? Cause I sure couldn't...
Asked by hamncheezr

I sent 2 pics to your email, will get 3 more tonight, one of it lying flat, one on my head and one spread around my shoulders.  I didn’t have it with me.  Also there is a good pic of it being worn here.

tangledinwordsandyarn:

giddygirlie:

I think we need a MrXStich version of this… you know, about cross stitching

I need this, on everything.

I need to sit knit (even) more.

tangledinwordsandyarn:

giddygirlie:

I think we need a MrXStich version of this… you know, about cross stitching

I need this, on everything.

I need to sit knit (even) more.

Wool tweed yarn that I hand-dyed.
Warm socks, some assembly required&#8230;
(Taken with instagram)

Wool tweed yarn that I hand-dyed.

Warm socks, some assembly required…

(Taken with instagram)

Errrbody LOVES homemade knitted fluffy squooshness

I’ve been knitting, bc it’s Knitting Crunch Time and I’m going to be knitting ever minute until Christmas, when I’m not tattooing or driving or pooping.  I’m not even going to be sleeping.  And I might not even have time to shower.

So if it looks like I’m doing nothing, just look again at my hands and see if they’re tangled up in string.

I’ll just be sitting over here, knitting.

damnitamber:

putyourdukesup:

Gosh. 

Attn: Holly.

It&#8217;s a chicken in a hand-knit jacket. What is air?

damnitamber:

putyourdukesup:

Gosh. 

Attn: Holly.

It’s a chicken in a hand-knit jacket. What is air?

(Source: countbirdula)

Hot corned beef-vegetable soup, herbed bread, and knitting.
(Taken with instagram)

Hot corned beef-vegetable soup, herbed bread, and knitting.

(Taken with instagram)

An early SST for Danial

Ok, so it’s a year old (no tattoos). But it’s Christmas-y!

Adorable

Asian baby in a Christmas hat