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Hey knitters!

allielujah:

How many of you are partaking in Socktoberfest? I’m gonna give it a shot. I have 3.25 socks planned (hopefully finishing one today). As long as I finish one pair, I will be happy!

I have a scarf to do in October but I do have 2 pairs of socks on needles (1/2way through 1st sock, each) that I could try to finish. And another pair in my head that need doing.

After all, we all know that handknit socks are like sex for the feet. So we’ll see.

dogtagsandflipflops replied to your photo: Scarf meme - handknit for me by Desiree…

beautiful!!

Wonderful thing about being a family of knitters.  All the gorgeous knits (and warm feet) are belonging to us.  Mauahahahahaha

Errrbody LOVES homemade knitted fluffy squooshness

I’ve been knitting, bc it’s Knitting Crunch Time and I’m going to be knitting ever minute until Christmas, when I’m not tattooing or driving or pooping.  I’m not even going to be sleeping.  And I might not even have time to shower.

So if it looks like I’m doing nothing, just look again at my hands and see if they’re tangled up in string.

I’ll just be sitting over here, knitting.

Oh no not the yarn stash basket

  • Me: Hey! Yanno D.O.G.'s trying to catch that mouse in here?
  • Diantha: Yeah...
  • Me: Well, the mouse ran out from under the bed and in behind the yarn stash basket by my chair.
  • Diantha: This can not end well.
Ninja knitters are EVERYwhere.
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Ninja knitters are EVERYwhere.

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‎Knitters totally get that you need one project for when you are talking and one for when you are watching tv and another one to knit on the plane and then a couple more for if you get bored with those first ones.

Stephanie, the Yarn Harlot

(via knitwitsblog)

bluetoothtoasteryarns:

CLEARANCE SALE!

I just started winding some blanks, and I need to empty my basket to make space for the new stuff, so I’ve slashed prices across most of the store.

Plus, the coupon code BTTUMBLR will get you an additional 15% off your purchase!

Hey knitters: Go. Drool. Buy!


knitwitsblog:
troof.

knitwitsblog:

troof.

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Am I the only knitter who hates heel-flap socks?

I hate the way they look.

I hate the way they fit.

I hate the method of construction.

I hate the fact that almost all writers of knitting patterns assume that the rest of us want to knit loathsome heelflap socks.

smaithesmai reblogged your post: Am I the only knitter who hates heel-flap socks?

WHAT NO BEST SOCKS OF ALL TIME GREATEST SOCKS…actually have only ever knit heel flap…

Oh I hate them.  I hate the way they feel on my feet, too.  I’ve had heelflap socks knitted for me as gifts and can’t bear to wear them (more than once).  I never want to learn to knit them.

I knit toe-up (in case I run out of yarn) with a mini-gusset (this adds rows to the short-row, which keeps the heels from pulling down at the back) and short-row heels.  It’s so easy and fast, I never want to do it any other way.

‎Knitters totally get that you need one project for when you are talking and one for when you are watching tv and another one to knit on the plane and then a couple more for if you get bored with those first ones.
Stephanie, the Yarn Harlot (via knitwitsblog)
shutterhoney:

Knitting group of Maryland convicts….click for link.

This is badassery.

shutterhoney:

Knitting group of Maryland convicts….click for link.

This is badassery.

Attention Knitters!

tangledinwordsandyarn:

Designer Alexis Winslow is donating all sales from her Caring Cowl pattern to the Red Cross to benefit Hurricane Sandy relief efforts.  

we are not lovers we are not romantics: beedevouring: adorabellecheerheart: gorgonetta: adorabellecheerheart:...

beedevouring:

beedevouring:

adorabellecheerheart:

gorgonetta:

adorabellecheerheart:

beedevouring:

adorabellecheerheart:

Somebody remind me why I took up knitting as a hobby most of it is so tedious

like ribbing who invented ribbing I want to kick them inna fork

Or…

Oh oh OH but the tendonitis and pattern chart confusion more than make up for…um…nothing.

Ahhh!! But swatching!!
And BLOCKING!!
Wait… What?

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Knit. FASTER.

Knit. FASTER.

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