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Diantha gave me handknit socks

Diantha gave me handknit socks

Tattttooooooss…

Tattttooooooss…

(Source: hardberry)

And even that’s weird.

And even that’s weird.

Happy Valentine’s Day

hamncheezr:

I just bought my husband a Five FInger Death Punch and Theory of a Deadman CD, for Valentine’s Day. ‘Cause nothin’ says love like a little rock and roll.

You are so much better than your mother. Last Valentine’s Day, I asked for a divorce.

This is my beautiful friend Sarah, who I love.

This is my beautiful friend Sarah, who I love.

bohemea:

True love!

Exactly what happened to us.  My kids always did say we were Morticia & Gomez.
bohemea:

True love!

Exactly what happened to us. My kids always did say we were Morticia & Gomez.

Can I unwrap you?
Discard your clothes like ribbons
and piles of paper.
daintyloops:

i love yarn the way that some women love extremely expensive shoes.

Me too.
daintyloops:

i love yarn the way that some women love extremely expensive shoes.

Me too.

Guys, it’s not that hard, really.

greeneyedhokie:

We want you to tell us that we’re beautiful.

But not too soon or too much because then you seem needy, and we don’t like that. Also, not when we feel fat, gross or have PMS because then, clearly, you’re just being a sarcastic ass. Also, not when we’re naked because you just want to have sex, obviously. Also, not when we’re in sweats or just woke up because we haven’t put in any effort at all and then you just seem like you have really low standards. So you think we’re ugly then? Is that what you think? Fine.

Really. Not. That. Hard.

Amateurs.

Seriously… I know a lot of women think this way, but I don’t. My father never told me I was beautiful. My husband of 28 years never did either unless I asked him first.

So if a man wants to tell me I’m beautiful, I’ll take it… even if it’s soon, even if I just woke up (I don’t wear sweats), if I feel fat or gross (I don’t PMS), or if I’m nekkid. Especially if I’m nekkid.

P.S. Kudos to wordsworthinc. Every woman should be so lucky to have a man adore her like he does his lady.

hamncheezr:

My Mom made me RED heart picot edged socks of awesomeness for my bday

Love you, Des.  And I’m glad you liked the socks, too.
hamncheezr:

My Mom made me RED heart picot edged socks of awesomeness for my bday

Love you, Des. And I’m glad you liked the socks, too.

Everybody should be loved. But some people are greeting-card-love-worthy and some people are handmade-socks worthy.
Selfish Knitters & Crocheters group on Ravelry
(via dooditschels)
Make art because.

Make art because.

(Source: misswallflower)

Don’t be afraid.

Don’t be afraid.

(Source: thefamemonsterrrr)

orwhateverlah:

i might be the one who would give up

I was the one who ended it.
orwhateverlah:

i might be the one who would give up

I was the one who ended it.