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bethebutterfly:

Things My Mother Taught Me
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - “If you’re going to kill each other do it outside-I just finished cleaning.”
 
My mother taught me RELIGION - “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
 
My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL - “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to kick you into the middle of next week.”
 
My mother taught me LOGIC - “Because I said so, that’s why.”
 
My mother taught me FORESIGHT - “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
 
My mother taught me IRONY - “Keep laughing and I’ll *give* you something to cry about.”
 
My mother taught me OSMOSIS - “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
 
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - “Will you look at the dirt on the back on your neck!”
 
My mother taught me STAMINA - “You’ll sit there till all that spinach is finished.”
 
My mother taught me about WEATHER - “It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.”
 
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - “If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming towards you; would you listen to me then?”
 
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - “If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times-Don’t Exaggerate!!!”
 
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
 
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION - “Stop acting like your father.”
 
My mother taught me about ENVY - “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
 
Thanks, Mom!
bethebutterfly:

Things My Mother Taught Me


My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - “If you’re going to kill each other do it outside-I just finished cleaning.”

 

My mother taught me RELIGION - “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

 

My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL - “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to kick you into the middle of next week.”

 

My mother taught me LOGIC - “Because I said so, that’s why.”

 

My mother taught me FORESIGHT - “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

 

My mother taught me IRONY - “Keep laughing and I’ll *give* you something to cry about.”

 

My mother taught me OSMOSIS - “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

 

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - “Will you look at the dirt on the back on your neck!”

 

My mother taught me STAMINA - “You’ll sit there till all that spinach is finished.”

 

My mother taught me about WEATHER - “It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.”

 

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - “If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming towards you; would you listen to me then?”

 

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - “If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times-Don’t Exaggerate!!!”

 

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

 

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION - “Stop acting like your father.”

 

My mother taught me about ENVY - “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

 

Thanks, Mom!

Photo a Day May - Day 13 - my mom
This pic was taken by Betsy a year ago when B was 4.
This is my mom.

Photo a Day May - Day 13 - my mom

This pic was taken by Betsy a year ago when B was 4.

This is my mom.

Mother, Daughter

Mother, Daughter

Update on mom

They did an ultrasound and stress test this morning, and are keeping her for a heart catheterization in the morning.

All this doesn’t sound like good news to me.  If the u/s and stress test were fine, there would be no need for the cath.

She was taken to the hospital Sunday morning but nobody told me until about 8PM Sunday night (this is the way my family rolls… I am a mushroom).  I talked to her yesterday morning and said, Russ (my BIL) says you’d been having chest pains for a week but I talked to you Friday and you never mentioned it.  She says, “Oh, I wasn’t having them then.  Just Saturday night and into Sunday morning.”

When asked why it took 12 hours for anyone to TEXT (not even call) me, she said, “Oh I wasn’t in a room for several hours and then the phone in the bed doesn’t dial out.”  Because you know, between the 4 adults (my parents and my 47yr old sister & her husband who are living with my parents AGAIN), there are only 3 cell phones that work anywhere in the world.

My grandfather died of a heart attack.  He also had diabetes and high blood pressure.  He died at age 68.

My 72 yr. old mother is at least 125# overweight.  She has had pill-dependent diabetes for 10 years, along with high blood pressure.  Yet she salts her food like she’s afraid the oceans will dry up, eats a pile of french fries with her dinner-out meal every night, and pie for dessert.  She hasn’t exercised in the last 10 years other than to walk from the bed to the bathroom to the chair to the car to go out to eat.

People make their choices.  It saddens me to watch my mom shortening her life with the ones she makes on a daily basis.

Waiting to hear further news.

I have FOUR beautiful, smart, awesome daughters

I have FOUR beautiful, smart, awesome daughters

(Source: housewifeswag)

We were running errands tonight. Artemas had to stop in the sports bar& grill where he works to find out his schedule, so we enjoyed a very rare draught together. 

FMS photo a day 5.15 (late) - 7 o’clock

We were running errands tonight. Artemas had to stop in the sports bar& grill where he works to find out his schedule, so we enjoyed a very rare draught together.

FMS photo a day 5.15 (late) - 7 o’clock

I did mother-daughter foot tattoos in my handwriting

I did mother-daughter foot tattoos in my handwriting