However if you wanna leave a sex proposal I might seriously consider it.

In 3 weeks it will be ONE YEAR since I had real, with-another-person sex.

Not kidding.

Disclaimer, to be read in a rapid and unintelligible voice:
Onlymalesunder300poundsneedapply.Ifyoudontdocunnilingusjuststayhomeonthe
couchwithyourpornstash.Imareallycheapdate.Ifyouhaveadiseasejustkeepitinyour
pants.Dontgetallmushyonme.Hopeyourhouseissoundproofedorelsetheneighbors
aregonnalookatyoufunnyformonthstocome.

I never take naps. I seriously don’t.
Even if I’m really tired, I just get up and go do something else.
The kids always make noise and interrupt me so I feel worse. So I don’t.
Today for the 3rd day in a row, I lay on the bed next to B, who was being whiny & a pain.
That was at 5 oclock.

I just woke up.
It’s time to go get Allen from work,
And feed everybody. What happened there?

I used to get this way the first trimester when I was pregnant.
No, I’m not pregnant. Physically it’s possible…

But you have to have sex first.

to the gas station

But only girls work at this one.  

Story of my life.