Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
  • thereluctantoptimist
  • different-nerd
  • toomanyfandomstolove
  • knitmecrazy
  • paperpusha
  • tattcitybitch
  • nary-a-yarn
  • heytharrkrista
  • attack-on-korra
  • thejitteryknitter
  • fuckyeahyummyyfoods
  • inkdgirls
  • epic-humor
  • lizaleigh
  • mynameesmuerte
  • cant-elope
  • mrs-jesus
  • eatsleepdraw
  • doctorwho
  • elementsinmyskin
  • loveispomegranate
  • scarran
  • vintagehomeca
  • monkeyfrog
  • myalterknits
  • wherearewedamfino
  • thefuuuucomics
  • livenedup
  • knitandstuff
  • tatmanblue
  • jewlesthemagnificent
  • theerinpala
  • whatthehellhappenedtoyou
  • inbinniebon
  • singlemamaadventures
  • imrachelirock
  • nikkidactyl
  • textsfromlastnight
  • love-food-like-whoa
  • telescopical
  • parafractal
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  • tmistories
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  • madtyper
  • theacheofmodernism
  • mydrunkkitchen
  • tattoome
  • casgotthebooty
  • retrogasm
  • malformalady
  • lifesam0untain
  • notablyindigo
  • okaysoufflegirl
  • sonicscepter
  • uhmmmyeahsurewhynot
  • most-likely-me
  • twitchyspastic
  • knittingincircles
  • spinningravenclaw
  • beardsftw
  • cwnerd12
  • textsfromlastapocalpyse
  • foodffs
  • paintchipsfromthewall
  • unfuckyourhabitat
  • fuckyeahabandonedplaces
  • throw-tribbles-at-them
  • nexttoclaire
  • maeganbobaegan
  • silvermutt
  • gabalotmom
  • misha7collins
  • nerdy-knitting-german
  • tastefullyoffensive
  • gggfunny
  • thatfriendlyblackguy
  • iamparalights
  • moobadoo
  • spoopy-jordan
  • thelivinglegends
  • whatsername44
  • liquorbliss
  • cutlerish
  • sampleinajar
  • green-circles
  • macktruck1583
  • 10pointstojessie
  • nantli-miquitzlin
  • ananke23
  • sickradsean
  • jennyjennywhocaniturnto
  • a-slice-of-awesome
  • exceptionallyaustin
  • big-blended-family-love
  • angereatsme
  • sad-monsters
  • cherokeepurple
  • whatshewanted
  • minervadashwood
  • harleyburnedparadise
  • driftingfeline
  • southerngeekett
  • anxietyfarm
  • walelafusihatchi
  • thebitchyroommate
  • getoutoftherecat
  • therearevoicesinmyhead
  • cellomakesmehappy
  • bdgarp
  • red-riding-hood-half-werewolf
  • rouxnybtrfly
  • lucysweatslove
  • thefredasaurusrex
  • campbellhouse
  • stitch-please
  • found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt
  • poopingwithatamponin
  • prettyknittygay
  • meyechael
  • sex-bob-om
  • coolchicksfromhistory
  • beautifulwick3dness
  • ropeandcoffee
  • now-now-nikki
  • tangledinwordsandyarn
  • imonlyalittleblackraincloud
  • liquidnitrogenteethplay
  • deliriumdecadence
  • larkinknits
  • miss-apple-pie
  • funkyscribe
  • emergencycupcakes
  • spycnsweet
  • laughingsquid
  • daddyrunsalot
  • markv9
  • mrgoodwrench1
  • knittedbunny
  • fuckyeahtattoos
  • naimhejeanne
  • weirzard
  • nicknameless
  • k8e1ibrary1ady
  • yarnzipangirl
  • thedivineasshole
  • ayahberta
  • theknittingpirate
  • castroburger
  • ladyhistory
  • wildbeards
  • jcdesigns79
  • emergentpattern
  • mystifiedmom
  • stitcherywitchery
  • gibsart
  • coralised
  • sarkastickunt
  • cranialgames
  • iamanangryknitter
  • abqryan
  • fatassbigknits
  • tymethiefslongerthoughts
  • thingsfittingperfectlyintothings
  • staff
  • stuffnuts
  • turquoiseandtulips
  • reneekm
  • tyria-chan
  • prettypurplepancake
  • stilltiedtothetracks
  • internalrenovations
  • curiousercreature
  • merryapothecary
  • fishingboatproceeds
  • tousledbean
  • hotdogsfortina
  • aunatural
  • whodunnknit
  • cat-shaming
  • thetroothandnothingbutthetruth
  • abandonedography
  • leviastiel
  • theknittyditty
  • reasonsmysoniscrying
  • dogshaming
  • andsoisyourface
  • fortheloveofphunny
  • misenplace
  • thefaultinour-hungergames
  • symphony-in-g
  • itsnowtimetofly
  • mintyfreshprincess
  • therocknrollchicken
  • holycrapyarnandstuff
  • ghibli-life
  • lostinmyowncontradictions
  • earthwoolfire
  • yarnink
  • destroyed-and-abandoned
  • santhonythomas
  • makingyarn
  • pandemiclaughter
  • dovahknitter
  • gillsmarie
  • cactushugsforyou
  • daddynobucks
  • ticvoria
  • pin3appl3lim3
  • bringmethattardis
  • totaldrivel
  • theymightbeclippy
  • soulproprietorship
  • bakingbetty
  • terriblerealestateagentphotos
  • knitalicious
  • fuckyeahawesomefood
  • commonsense69
  • redcloud
  • allthingseurope
  • deadpresidents
  • annabellerambler
  • theadventureofanna
  • laughwithmeagain
  • judyschu
  • thingsorganizedneatly
  • notwhatihadnmind
  • chasingjamesbeard
  • humansofnewyork
  • fatbottompurls
  • zombiesmouth
  • bigbaldhead
  • iamjustcara
  • stillaknucklehead
  • fabik
  • missworded
  • humblebear
  • wordsworthinc
  • reallybetsy
  • newrider
  • mamaknits
  • fibercrack
  • tabernouch
  • papapanda420
  • miikaprocrastinates
  • bigboxcar
  • assassinsinmoccasins
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  • teastorm
  • nonemorepink
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  • urkillingme94
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  • aheavyheart-tocarry
  • jakubjennings
  • novemberbugg
  • thisisjustmine4memine
  • stitchesandhos
  • brewingmedic
  • desertnur5e
  • mustbeexhausting
  • knotbygranma
  • knits-withallthecolorsofthewind
  • susierodarme
  • farmlandia
  • aguidetodeduction
  • fleeffly
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  • clientsfromhell
  • chamomile-and-klonopin
  • rachelfabulous
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  • knotworkshop
  • unconsumption
  • iknitwithcatfur
  • kimsca
  • mborgomani
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  • thejohnblog
  • yosoyleche
  • stuffonscoutshead
  • theopenroad1978
  • rachelfolkster
  • lieutfaber
  • sarianas-trench
  • sam-winchester-cries-during-sex
  • jackdogstar
  • twicetheaveragerevenge
  • the-knitting-goddess
  • diniknits
  • gooozer
  • marcrodriguez
  • theoriginalcreature
  • heckascootie

Something in my mouth meme

No, *I* have a tattoo machine in my mouth (relax, it’s been sanitized).
I have no encore for this so now I really am leaving…

I can’t believe I’m wearing baby pink. I do not wear baby pink. 

This might possibly be as SST as I get today. 

Also just ignore whatever is going on back there. I have no idea.

I can’t believe I’m wearing baby pink. I do not wear baby pink.

This might possibly be as SST as I get today.

Also just ignore whatever is going on back there. I have no idea.

I just took the biggest dump ever.

OMG all the poop. Days and days worth. Worse than rotten possum exploded on the bottom of the hot car.

It burned my nose. I don’t think I’m done.

I feel a little faint.

I’m mowing today, hooray hooray

Yesterday V, Josiah, and Allen mowed. I thought there was just a piece of the back left & the square out by the road left to mow but NO! Allen only did one strip V left in the front & up to the front of where the chicken pen was. So as much as the three of them did together I had left to do.

I got a third of that done but despite a UV rating of 10 already, some of that grass is still SO wet. I’m dyin’. Had to come in for a while.

hey it’s exercise, right? If I hold in my abs while I push the mower and if I can still remember to breathe while doing it, I could look 2 sizes smaller.

I love you. Also I’m pooping.

Six Word Poem No. 17 (via vambrace)

Oh my god you people should stay out of reading my text messages with Wolf.