Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
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  • makingyarn
  • pandemiclaughter
  • textsfromlastnight
  • thefaultinour-hungergames
  • missworded
  • thetroothandnothingbutthetruth
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  • totaldrivel
  • thedivineasshole
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  • tmistories
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  • wildbeards
  • sex-bob-om
  • dogshaming
  • the-knitting-goddess
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  • twitchyspastic
  • marijuana-mondays
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  • lifehackable
  • livenedup
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Something in my mouth meme

No, *I* have a tattoo machine in my mouth (relax, it’s been sanitized).
I have no encore for this so now I really am leaving…

I can’t believe I’m wearing baby pink. I do not wear baby pink. 

This might possibly be as SST as I get today. 

Also just ignore whatever is going on back there. I have no idea.

I can’t believe I’m wearing baby pink. I do not wear baby pink.

This might possibly be as SST as I get today.

Also just ignore whatever is going on back there. I have no idea.

I just took the biggest dump ever.

OMG all the poop. Days and days worth. Worse than rotten possum exploded on the bottom of the hot car.

It burned my nose. I don’t think I’m done.

I feel a little faint.

I’m mowing today, hooray hooray

Yesterday V, Josiah, and Allen mowed. I thought there was just a piece of the back left & the square out by the road left to mow but NO! Allen only did one strip V left in the front & up to the front of where the chicken pen was. So as much as the three of them did together I had left to do.

I got a third of that done but despite a UV rating of 10 already, some of that grass is still SO wet. I’m dyin’. Had to come in for a while.

hey it’s exercise, right? If I hold in my abs while I push the mower and if I can still remember to breathe while doing it, I could look 2 sizes smaller.