Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
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Something in my mouth meme

No, *I* have a tattoo machine in my mouth (relax, it’s been sanitized).
I have no encore for this so now I really am leaving…

I can’t believe I’m wearing baby pink. I do not wear baby pink. 

This might possibly be as SST as I get today. 

Also just ignore whatever is going on back there. I have no idea.

I can’t believe I’m wearing baby pink. I do not wear baby pink.

This might possibly be as SST as I get today.

Also just ignore whatever is going on back there. I have no idea.

I just took the biggest dump ever.

OMG all the poop. Days and days worth. Worse than rotten possum exploded on the bottom of the hot car.

It burned my nose. I don’t think I’m done.

I feel a little faint.