Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
  • novemberbugg
  • green-circles
  • tousledbean
  • thereluctantoptimist
  • bainofmyexistence
  • santhonythomas
  • thefuuuucomics
  • grizzlygourmet
  • itshernandez
  • 221birdie
  • therocknrollchicken
  • mishadmitrikrushniccollins
  • wherearewedamfino
  • mrs-jesus
  • jakubjennings
  • walelawho
  • visualgraphc
  • inkeddolls
  • lucysweatslove
  • tattcitybitch
  • tatmanblue
  • deadpresidents
  • aheavyheart-tocarry
  • bdgarp
  • stilltiedtothetracks
  • thehologram
  • sonicscepter
  • ibrokeitagain
  • roooothakers
  • kissmyclasss
  • thefredasaurusrex
  • theacheofmodernism
  • emergentpattern
  • foodffs
  • martinamartian
  • cloudy-browneyes
  • fuckyeahyummyyfoods
  • nikkidactyl
  • driftingfeline
  • notablyindigo
  • knittingincircles
  • dealwithit5
  • headmistressemmaolennahardbroom
  • uhmmmyeahsurewhynot
  • fatassbigknits
  • cranialgames
  • notwhatlhadinmind
  • spycnsweet
  • mrgoodwrench1
  • knitmecrazy
  • red-riding-hood-half-sister
  • decipheredillusions
  • gingerwhovianrobotskeleton
  • the-knitting-goddess
  • jimmytourettes
  • internalrenovations
  • con-tension
  • hereslookinatyoukid
  • beardsftw
  • fatbottompurls
  • gggfunny
  • gillsmarie
  • tangledinwordsandyarn
  • underwhelmed
  • knittedbunny
  • maeganbobaegan
  • therearevoicesinmyhead
  • soulproprietorship
  • bringmethattardis
  • myapologiesmarktwain
  • whisperingwillowleaves
  • heytharrkrista
  • suckmytwinkletoes
  • thatfriendlyblackguy
  • flamingokitty22
  • thulium
  • totaldrivel
  • heckascootie
  • thingsfittingperfectlyintothings
  • reallysomethingelse
  • theerinpala
  • mywrds
  • tastefullyoffensive
  • zombiesmouth
  • found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt
  • southerngeekett
  • throw-tribbles-at-them
  • exceptionallyaustin
  • callmeroger
  • ewanmcgregorspenis
  • oliveuray
  • a-slice-of-awesome
  • 10pointstojessie
  • mintyfreshprincess
  • ticvoria
  • moobadoo
  • probablybullshit
  • marijuana-mondays
  • toomanyfandomstolove
  • twitchyspastic
  • epic-humor
  • reallythisguyles
  • thejitteryknitter
  • shortgirlfortyormore
  • vintagehomeca
  • fuckingrecipes
  • shoejunkiez
  • ananke23
  • singlemamaadventures
  • somebodyupthere
  • cosmicpurls
  • akissbeforedying
  • parafractal
  • paintchipsfromthewall
  • mynameesmuerte
  • lizaleigh
  • livenedup
  • phunnythewayitis
  • fuckyeahabandonedplaces
  • inkdgirls
  • sad-monsters
  • foreverenchantedknits
  • wildbeards
  • knittinginthered
  • 1stiparkmytardis
  • newrider
  • jennyinstitches
  • miss-apple-pie
  • redcloud
  • fishingboatproceeds
  • scumqu33n
  • sex-bob-om
  • keylimepiesandcaipirinhas
  • campbellhouse
  • goodbeermusicandbaseball
  • eatsleepdraw
  • apricotica
  • deconile
  • texjonnie
  • woolysoft
  • gabalotmom
  • nolagrrlnyc
  • markv9
  • bluebuzz
  • k8e1ibrary1ady
  • blatoski1
  • cwnerd12
  • dorothy-dandridge-eyes
  • larkinknits
  • ghibli-life
  • sarahmendesx
  • unfuckyourhabitat
  • doctorwho
  • anxietyfarm
  • goat-on-the-ceiling
  • iamjustcara
  • whatshewanted
  • h3llbetty
  • dougieplaysbanjo
  • starrynightcat
  • humansofnewyork
  • farmingandfairytales
  • tattoome
  • theoriginalcreature
  • jewlesthemagnificent
  • limmynem
  • lifehackable
  • cookingformorons
  • coolchicksfromhistory
  • fuckyeahawesomefood
  • jcdesigns79
  • omgsexyfood
  • mrknittle
  • lastoneinthepool
  • whatsername44
  • brewingmedic
  • scarran
  • piscesapplelady
  • omgthatdress
  • fivefindeathkoi
  • bigbaldhead
  • beautifulwickedn3ss
  • theknittingpirate
  • yosoyleche
  • knittynattys
  • kpwerker
  • fancyglasses
  • dogshaming
  • jackdogstar
  • cnbc
  • mushroomnikki
  • until-the-next-time-doctor
  • depressedgenius
  • daddynobucks
  • fancycwabs
  • gibsart
  • inbinniebon
  • xwidep
  • meyechael
  • tireddhungryhorny
  • andsoisyourface
  • daddyrunsalot
  • stillaknucklehead
  • tymethiefslongerthoughts
  • missworded
  • silvermutt
  • knittingandhooking
  • coralised
  • bigboobedthoughts
  • urkillingme94
  • makingyarn
  • yarnsters
  • knitsandnonsense
  • dudesthatknit
  • theopenroad1978
  • pandemiclaughter
  • eviljason
  • theadventureofanna
  • yarnzipangirl
  • laughingsquid
  • nonemorepink
  • aunatural
  • scottswords
  • paulbunyansdick
  • iamanangryknitter
  • cat-shaming
  • naimhe
  • thingsorganizedneatly
  • maximumliteralpunk
  • tinyhousedesign
  • stitch-please
  • holycrapyarnandstuff
  • monkeyfrog
  • spinningravenclaw
  • carriedfears
  • staff
  • msfizabe
  • retrogasm
  • topesmagopes
  • theknittingbear
  • mintyfreshreblogs
  • keepcalm-and-caston
  • thisfeliciaday
  • biztheinfamousss
  • kimsca
  • nerdy-knitting-german
  • stuffonscoutshead
  • terriblerealestateagentphotos
  • noochfiber
  • conservance
  • whyrywhy
  • thenarglewrites
  • unconsumption
  • reasonsmysoniscrying
  • bakingbetty
  • superfreakingnatural
  • theknittyditty
  • nikefan45
  • twicetheaveragerevenge
  • wordsworthinc
  • millerflintstone
  • mishasminions
  • lostinmyowncontradictions
  • emergencycupcakes
  • tatt00ed
  • completegameloser
  • lioninthebluesky
  • castielknitterofthelord
  • allthingseurope
  • tysoncrosbie
  • sickradsean
  • now-now-nikki
  • stuffnuts
  • rachelfabulous
  • cheezepoof
  • deliriumdecadence
  • thejohnblog
  • itsnowtimetofly
  • earthwoolfire
  • myalterknits
  • textsfromlastnight
  • allofthemaking
  • kurtfagerland
  • sthurus
  • beetlejue
  • thatwedge
  • projectxerox
  • flamesrising
  • aguidetodeduction
  • chasingjamesbeard
  • jaydenw
  • notyouraverageharlot
  • yarnandchocolate
  • nicknameless
  • stitcherywitchery
  • whattheforkamiknitting
  • symphony-in-g
  • alwaysreesey
  • starrynightsinmyeyes
  • passionknits

Something in my mouth meme

No, *I* have a tattoo machine in my mouth (relax, it’s been sanitized).
I have no encore for this so now I really am leaving…

I can’t believe I’m wearing baby pink. I do not wear baby pink. 

This might possibly be as SST as I get today. 

Also just ignore whatever is going on back there. I have no idea.

I can’t believe I’m wearing baby pink. I do not wear baby pink.

This might possibly be as SST as I get today.

Also just ignore whatever is going on back there. I have no idea.

I just took the biggest dump ever.

OMG all the poop. Days and days worth. Worse than rotten possum exploded on the bottom of the hot car.

It burned my nose. I don’t think I’m done.

I feel a little faint.