Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
  • gingerwhovianrobotskeleton
  • found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt
  • dlondon
  • okaysoufflegirl
  • whatsername44
  • funkyscribe
  • fuckyeahabandonedplaces
  • rubywanders
  • themediocrebard
  • lizaleigh
  • fuckyeahtattoos
  • spycnsweet
  • thefuuuucomics
  • tmistories
  • gabalotmom
  • retrogasm
  • red-riding-hood-half-sister
  • symphony-in-g
  • cosmicpurls
  • gggfunny
  • reallythisguyles
  • laughingsquid
  • sex-bob-om
  • notwhatihadnmind
  • most-likely-me
  • telescopical
  • soulproprietorship
  • textsfromlastnight
  • thefredasaurusrex
  • knitmecrazy
  • nantli-miquitzlin
  • omgthatdress
  • lucysweatslove
  • prettypurplepancake
  • whodunnknit
  • thetroothandnothingbutthetruth
  • misha7collins
  • mrs-jesus
  • fuckyeahyummyyfoods
  • cutlerish
  • theknittingpirate
  • deadpresidents
  • cwnerd12
  • the-chilean-aussie
  • tattcitybitch
  • tangledinwordsandyarn
  • wherearewedamfino
  • gibsart
  • tyria-chan
  • fancyglasses
  • doctorwho
  • desertnur5e
  • foodffs
  • tysoncrosbie
  • wildbeards
  • sad-monsters
  • marijuana-mondays
  • chamomile-and-klonopin
  • nicknameless
  • attack-on-korra
  • k8e1ibrary1ady
  • 10pointstojessie
  • respiramommybreath
  • loveispomegranate
  • knittingincircles
  • humblebear
  • myapologiesmarktwain
  • lifesam0untain
  • eatsleepdraw
  • fuckyeahawesomefood
  • stitch-please
  • yarnzipangirl
  • vambrace
  • malformalady
  • madtyper
  • thenarglewrites
  • deliriumdecadence
  • pin3appl3lim3
  • stuffnuts
  • hereslookinatyoukid
  • visualgraphc
  • totaldrivel
  • theoriginalcreature
  • parafractal
  • exceptionallyaustin
  • larkinknits
  • iamjustcara
  • tastefullyoffensive
  • unfuckyourhabitat
  • tireddhungryhorny
  • heytharrkrista
  • castroburger
  • rouxnybtrfly
  • ananke23
  • newrider
  • big-blended-family-love
  • scarran
  • sarkastickunt
  • inbinniebon
  • livenedup
  • theacheofmodernism
  • assassinsinmoccasins
  • casgotthebooty
  • impossible-astronauts
  • yosoyleche
  • minervadashwood
  • emergentpattern
  • passionknits
  • textsfromlastapocalpyse
  • maeganbobaegan
  • cellomakesmehappy
  • different-nerd
  • paulbunyansdick
  • thisisjustmine4memine
  • 19ninety8
  • weekendknitter
  • dougieplaysbanjo
  • theprinceandthepurl
  • santhonythomas
  • therocknrollchicken
  • vintagehomeca
  • weirdvintage
  • aunatural
  • notablyindigo
  • markv9
  • beautifulwick3dness
  • bdgarp
  • silvermutt
  • heckascootie
  • fatassbigknits
  • humansofnewyork
  • knotworkshop
  • cat-shaming
  • hotdogsfortina
  • yarnobsession
  • futurelotterywinner
  • jakubjennings
  • fuckyeahgirlswithtattoos
  • trippi4lyfe
  • deconile
  • millerflintstone
  • therearevoicesinmyhead
  • mywrds
  • mydrunkkitchen
  • dogshaming
  • thedivineasshole
  • paintchipsfromthewall
  • lostinmyowncontradictions
  • inkdgirls
  • tymethiefslongerthoughts
  • mrknittle
  • nary-a-yarn
  • tattoome
  • minimallywiththetimes
  • mintyfreshprincess
  • teastorm
  • ghibli-life
  • spinningravenclaw
  • thefaultinour-hungergames
  • akissbeforedying
  • stitchesandhos
  • knitandstuff
  • meyechael
  • merryapothecary
  • myladycrumrine
  • flamingokitty22
  • daddynobucks
  • freckledfajita
  • aguidetodeduction
  • ticvoria
  • jennyjennywhocaniturnto
  • internalrenovations
  • gillsmarie
  • green-circles
  • tousledbean
  • wordsworthinc
  • knotbygranma
  • jennisgreenribbon
  • raaydawg
  • nikkidactyl
  • lieutfaber
  • bigbaldhead
  • yarnandchocolate
  • tatmanblue
  • bringmethattardis
  • woewasmine
  • commonsense69
  • thingsorganizedneatly
  • nexttoclaire
  • daddyrunsalot
  • phunnythewayitis
  • kimsca
  • redcloud
  • reasonsmysoniscrying
  • fatbottompurls
  • reallybetsy
  • missworded
  • monkeyfrog
  • theknittyditty
  • thisisonetime
  • cnbc
  • itsnowtimetofly
  • driftingfeline
  • averyadelicateflower
  • discoveryzoneme
  • scottswords
  • clientsfromhell
  • theopenroad1978
  • cranialgames
  • xwidep
  • kpwerker
  • jewlesthemagnificent
  • thulium
  • brambleandscoot
  • fuckyeahpie
  • iknitwithcatfur
  • earthwoolfire
  • shitmystudentswrite
  • holycrapyarnandstuff
  • miss-apple-pie
  • knittynattys
  • leviastiel
  • curiousercreature
  • andsoisyourface
  • thatbedroom
  • stitcherywitchery
  • knits-withallthecolorsofthewind
  • whatshewanted
  • makingyarn
  • apricotica
  • myalterknits
  • kizayfizabe
  • stilltiedtothetracks
  • destroyed-and-abandoned
  • epic-humor
  • bakingbetty
  • goat-on-the-ceiling
  • the-knitting-goddess
  • sampleinajar
  • jcdesigns79
  • nonemorepink
  • fishingboatproceeds
  • throw-tribbles-at-them
  • harleyburnedparadise
  • fancycwabs
  • walelafusihatchi
  • pandemiclaughter
  • theotherwaytoo15
  • papapanda420
  • novemberbugg
  • thewordofgygy
  • stuffonscoutshead
  • moobadoo
  • urethrafranklyn
  • theerinpala
  • twicetheaveragerevenge
  • knittedbunny
  • judyschu
  • iamparalights
  • hereilay-justlikealways
  • sam-winchester-cries-during-sex
  • urkillingme94
  • whisperingwillowleaves
  • jaydenw
  • burritos-fixeverything
  • tinyhousedesign
  • imonlyalittleblackraincloud
  • zombiesmouth
  • prettyknittygay
  • reenskita
  • poopingwithatamponin
  • fivefindeathkoi
  • eapricott
  • kaonicks
  • alwaysreesey
  • a-slice-of-awesome
  • miikaprocrastinates
  • uhmmmyeahsurewhynot
  • allofthemaking
  • misenplace
  • cant-elope
  • thehologram
  • mrgoodwrench1
  • thereluctantoptimist
  • tattoosandbeards
  • ajpondwilliams
  • bourbonismyspiritguide
  • notfreud
  • hookersorcake
  • southerngeekett
  • gooozer
  • conflictedyetcomfortable
  • mynameesmuerte
  • shoejunkiez
  • nerdy-knitting-german
  • woolysoft
  • thejohnblog
  • thatfriendlyblackguy
  • morethanjustamullet
  • tardisdress

Something in my mouth meme

No, *I* have a tattoo machine in my mouth (relax, it’s been sanitized).
I have no encore for this so now I really am leaving…

I can’t believe I’m wearing baby pink. I do not wear baby pink. 

This might possibly be as SST as I get today. 

Also just ignore whatever is going on back there. I have no idea.

I can’t believe I’m wearing baby pink. I do not wear baby pink.

This might possibly be as SST as I get today.

Also just ignore whatever is going on back there. I have no idea.

I just took the biggest dump ever.

OMG all the poop. Days and days worth. Worse than rotten possum exploded on the bottom of the hot car.

It burned my nose. I don’t think I’m done.

I feel a little faint.

I’m mowing today, hooray hooray

Yesterday V, Josiah, and Allen mowed. I thought there was just a piece of the back left & the square out by the road left to mow but NO! Allen only did one strip V left in the front & up to the front of where the chicken pen was. So as much as the three of them did together I had left to do.

I got a third of that done but despite a UV rating of 10 already, some of that grass is still SO wet. I’m dyin’. Had to come in for a while.

hey it’s exercise, right? If I hold in my abs while I push the mower and if I can still remember to breathe while doing it, I could look 2 sizes smaller.

I love you. Also I’m pooping.

Six Word Poem No. 17 (via vambrace)

Oh my god you people should stay out of reading my text messages with Wolf.