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Today is Pie (pi) Day AND Steak and BJ day.

I ate neither pie nor steak.

Nor did I give anyone a blowjob.

Some guy out there missed the experience of a lifetime.

And I missed out on steak. And pie.

uglystick replied to your post: I made a chocolate cake

cake is dandy… but how are you with pie? ;)

I make delicious pie. Very flaky homemade crust. But muffins… that’s my specialty. My muffins are the BEST.

bwaybabs reblogged your photo: Homemade pumpkin pie (even the crust) #foodporn…

I made homemade pumpkin pie a few days ago. Crust and all, too. And I used an actual pumpkin XP It was awesome.

I usually do that too. Usually after halloween, pumpkins are very cheap. I cut them in half, roast in oven, peel, puree, and freeze in 2 or 4 pie increments. But since I made the equivalent of 10 pies (in 2 flat chafer dishes) for our Bash over the weekend, and 4 more pies yesterday, I just used canned for the convenience.

My family says store-bought pie crust is an Abomination to God. LoL!

Oh, and PIES!!
(Taken with instagram)

Oh, and PIES!!

(Taken with instagram)


wholesomescraps2:
Pumpkin Meringue Pie

Another orange something for Sarah.
OMG I’m dyin’ here.  Must. Make. PIE.

wholesomescraps2:

Pumpkin Meringue Pie

Another orange something for Sarah.

OMG I’m dyin’ here.  Must. Make. PIE.

Pie.  Free pie.

Pie.  Free pie.

The most disappointing thing about this soup is that it’s not a pie.

The whole spread. The vultures, er, kids picked the peaks off the pie. My homemade rolls have layers.

Made-from-scratch lemon meringue pie…

 (Taken with instagram)

Made-from-scratch lemon meringue pie…

(Taken with instagram)

I must really love my grandson. 

Baking midnight pies for his “County Fair” birthday party tomorrow. 

Apple Crumb and Blueberry. I hope I win a ribbon.

I must really love my grandson.

Baking midnight pies for his “County Fair” birthday party tomorrow.

Apple Crumb and Blueberry. I hope I win a ribbon.

My breakfast - homemade Dutch Apple pie

My breakfast - homemade Dutch Apple pie

Jack Daniels Chocolate Pecan Pie

I got this recipe out of the book Food to Die For - Secrets from Kay Scarpetta’s Kitchen by forensic novelist Patricia Cornwell

Ingredients:

  • Crust for a 9” pie (store bought or my recipe follows)
  • 3 extra-large or 4 medium eggs
  • 2 egg yolks
  • 2/3 cup sugar
  • 3/4 cup dark corn syrup
  • 5 Tablespoons melted butter
  • 1/4 cup (one nip bottle) Jack Daniels
  • 2/3 cup chopped bittersweet chocolate or mini semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • 1 1/4 cups pecan halves or pieces
  • Whipped cream or vanilla ice cream for serving

 Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.  Gently place the pie crust pastry into the pie pan.

In a large bowl, whisk eggs briskly, then add the other ingredients, whisking thoroughly as each is added, until well blended.

Sprinkle 1/2 the chocolate evenly in bottom of pie crust.  Gently pour the pie filling over the chips.  Sprinkle pecans onto surface of pie filling, then top with the rest of the chocolate.

Trim the pie crust 1” above the filling.  Moisten the edge with a finger dipped in water and fold it half in on itself.  Crimp the edges with fingers or a spoon.

Bake the pie for 50-55 minutes. Turn the oven off and leave the pie in the closed oven for an additional 15 minutes to crisp the topping.  Transfer the pie to a cooling rack.  Let the pie cool a couple hours before serving.

Pie crust dough

  • 1/3 cup shortening, lard (makes the ‘shortest’ crust) or butter
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour (I use unbleached)
  • 1 teaspoon salt

Cut the shortening into the flour & salt with a pastry blender or two table knives held together until the mixture resembles coarse meal.  Add 1/4 cup ice water and stir with a fork until the dough *just* holds together.  Roll out on a lightly floured counter top.  Barely dust the top with flour.  Fold gently in 1/2 and 1/2 again.  Place the center of the wedge in the pie baking pan and unfold.

cwnerd12:

chibular:

thecakebar:

Recipes for Pies and Tarts! (recipes)

Need some pie baking ideas for this Thanksgiving?! Wait no more!

Tips and Tricks so your pie comes out PERFECT HERE!

ARE YOU A WIZARD 

this is the best list ever

ERMAGERD get in my mouth.

Tomorrow is Steak and Blowjob Day

Also Pi Day (3.14)

Shopping list:

• Steaks
• Potatoes for baking
• A-1 sauce and sour cream
• stuff to make pie
• (optional) Mouthwash

You’re welcome.

Good morning!

It’s Pie Day!

I’m late to work but I’m making pies.

Chocolate cream, yum