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hollidaydoc:

leebasays:

-I guess that would me.


That describes me well.

Brains and art are HUGE turn-ons for me, too.
hollidaydoc:

leebasays:

-I guess that would me.

That describes me well.

Brains and art are HUGE turn-ons for me, too.

Random Sex Facts

  • Wearing socks during sex makes it easier to reach an orgasm 
  • 3% of women plan chores during sex 
  • Most people lose their virginity in June 
  • More women talk dirty during sex than men 
  • 200 calories are burned during a fierce sex session 
  • The average male thinks about sex every 52 seconds 
  • Sex is more effective than painkillers in relieving pain 
  • During sex pheromones are released, which may make you appear more attractive
the more you know… ;)

    (Source: dudamagex13)

    AMAZING.

    AMAZING.

    I’m allergic to not having sex.

    Me too, I think. I have to check, it’s been so long since I had sex…

    weirdscaryandusualstuff:

way cool..way weird
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that’s more like it!)The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.(O.M.G.!)A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy.)(I’m still not over the pig.)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Do not try this at home…… maybe at work.)The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.(30 minutes… lucky pig… can you imagine??)The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know.)The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm……..)Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) (yes)Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(OK, so that would be a good thing….)A cat’s urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)Starfish have no brains.(I know some people like that too.)Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about that pig??)

    weirdscaryandusualstuff:

    way cool..way weird

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that’s more like it!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G.!)

    A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
    (Creepy.)
    (I’m still not over the pig.)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Do not try this at home…… maybe at work.)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
    (“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes… lucky pig… can you imagine??)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm……..)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) (yes)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (OK, so that would be a good thing….)

    A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

    An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about that pig??)

    A Truthful Tuesday newsflash post

    I’m no longer a virgin either.

    Sorry to disappoint anybody.

    I 2nd, 3rd, and 4th this.

    I 2nd, 3rd, and 4th this.

    Random Sex Facts

    • Wearing socks during sex makes it easier to reach an orgasm 
    • 3% of women plan chores during sex 
    • Most people lose their virginity in June 
    • More women talk dirty during sex than men 
    • 200 calories are burned during a fierce sex session 
    • The average male thinks about sex every 52 seconds 
    • Sex is more effective than painkillers in relieving pain 
    • During sex pheromones are released, which may make you appear more attractive

    And pheromones make you smell better to the opposite sex. Hm.

    (Source: dudamagex13)

    ROFLOL!!

    ROFLOL!!

    It was a decent day.

    No do-over from yesterday, thank God.

    I had a relatively relaxing day with the kids.

    Traffic was heavy today driving Allen to & from the Reserve grounds but we were safe.

    Des and the kids came this evening, to bring Diantha home. Always fun when they’re here. Des is always, always on my same wavelength so that’s good for my spirit.

    She agreed with me about the quilt, and agreed to take it & quilt it and sell it. Somebody can enjoy a nice little pastel boring quilt, but not me.

    The Red-bearded Wonder called early, while I was frying an obscene amount of bacon (3 pounds). We talked about bacon and skillets and sex and kids and coffee and a trip to Tennessee that we both hope pans out, so that was a nice visit too.

    Now I’m kinda crampy (which I never have) but WTH, I took some ibuprofen and it’s bedtime anyway, right?

    G’night…

    Truthful Tuesday. TMI, just move along

    It’s probably a good thing I have tremendous self-control.

    Because I am so damn horny sometimes.

    Ok most of the time.

    Alright!! EVERY day!

    That is all.

    You don’t have to leave me a marriage proposal

    Been there, done that… and it took too long to undo.

    However if you wanna leave a sex proposal I might seriously consider it.

    In 3 weeks it will be ONE YEAR since I had real, with-another-person sex.

    Not kidding.

    Disclaimer, to be read in a rapid and unintelligible voice:
    Onlymalesunder300poundsneedapply.Ifyoudontdocunnilingusjuststayhomeonthe
    couchwithyourpornstash.Imareallycheapdate.Ifyouhaveadiseasejustkeepitinyour
    pants.Dontgetallmushyonme.Hopeyourhouseissoundproofedorelsetheneighbors
    aregonnalookatyoufunnyformonthstocome.