Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie with seven kids. Keep the change, ya filthy animal...

twitchyknitter replied to your post: So much for curves

Don’t you dare apologize for your gorgeous body! You’ve got everything you need to be an amazingly sexy woman. Beautiful women come with curves, and straight lines, and flat spots, and fat spots, and lumps and bumps, and smooth surfaces, too!
Oh, I loves you. **sniff**

SST

gilesmarie:

Knowing that you’re needed is sexy.

Telling someone that they’re needed and wanted is even sexier.

Being told that you’re an essential part of a person’s life is the sexiest of them all.

THIS.

If you have a nose ring, I’m going to think you’re sexy.

I have a nosering, but I’m your mom.

whatshewanted: food porn! with Bacon! also for SST ;D OMG. Want.
whatshewanted:

food porn! with Bacon!

also for SST ;D

OMG. Want.

Today I went to Church…

Today I went to Church…

Reblog if tattoos/piercings are a turn-on.

daddynobucks:

Yes.

Friggin’ A. I can do it to you, too. ;o)

(Source: stretchedlobes)

I love the way my kid rocks style. hamncheezr: My new red heels are a little tight thru the toes so I’m stretching them out.
I love the way my kid rocks style.
hamncheezr:

My new red heels are a little tight thru the toes so I’m stretching them out.

My tattoo blackground is already starting to peel

This is a good sign, actually.

So shall I post an almost-sexy pic taken before The Great Slough-off began?

Oh what the heck. There’s always “delete,” right?

Tattoos…

Someone wrote to me

last night, that me & my tattoos lying around in only a thong was the sexiest thing he’s thought of in a long time.

I don’t even think of myself in that light.

But I guess it’s alright if he does.

I have the hottest lips East of the Mississippi

I put ground cayenne on top of my pizza.
[Burp!]

for alwaysphunny - my “hardhat”

It protects my brain, which is by far the sexiest part of me…

private-bits: Hottest reblog ever. Who says knitting isn’t sexy?
private-bits:

Hottest reblog ever.

Who says knitting isn’t sexy?

(Source: boohooemmysue)

Late SST or early Thighday (your choice)

STM

Some of us would love to be considered sexy, WITHOUT pendulous breasts the size of melons.

Just sayin’.