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Speaking of shooting something

I am a very level-headed and even-tempered person. I don’t get angry easily & I get over it quickly.

I do, however, carry a gun. I wear it in the daytime (especially at home, so it’s not lying around where the kids can get it) and it’s within arm’s reach at night.

I am trained that if I ever have need to draw that weapon, I discharge it without 2nd thought, with body shots intent on maximum damage. I carry hollowpoint bullets with one in the chamber. I can take out a center-shot major organ or an eye at 30 feet.

I hope I’ll never have to use it. But make no mistake, if my life or the lives of my family are ever threatened, somebody isn’t walking away. I lived through rape at gunpoint and that kind of thing is NEVER happening to me again.

And even if I love you, if you turn into a zombie, Ima blow your friggin’ head off.
(And yes, that’s MY target)

Ok more about the Integrity Bash, if you can bear it

I didn’t get drunk or totally fried. From the time I got there, I averaged about 1 lite beer an hour, and an occasional whiff of inhalation therapy in the mountain air if it was offered. I don’t like to lose control of my faculties.

Some people don’t have that same reservation though. At one point after dark, one guy drank an entire 5th of Jaegermeister, then put on a gorilla suit (all but the mask) and proceeded to fall down everywhere.

Some guys set up a target on an oak tree and used it as a shooting range. One of them asked if I wanted to shoot my gun and I said, “Mine’s where people can’t see it, and it’s staying right there.” Whereupon several guys offered to help me find it.

Autumne is the most gracious hostess I’ve ever seen. One would have thought she was in a mansion instead of a field in the Tennessee mountains, with 150 people, a port-a-pot, and no running water. She was everywhere, greeting and accepting everyone, with gentility. I love her.

Mark, a client who ended up being my tent-mate, lives not too far away and intended to drive home. Two hours later it was more than apparent that that would be a bad idea. I told him he could share my tent if he behaved himself.

He kept losing things (his hat, his drink koozie, his CHAIR, for god’s sake) and I kept finding them. He also lost his hearing from the shooting, so not only was he fairly wasted but one had to shout at him.

That was great fun. I’d be talking to people & he’d come up & say, “What did you say?” and I’d tell them that he couldn’t hear for shit and then shout something totally off the wall at him. The people I was talking to knew that wasn’t what I said, but he didn’t have a clue.

At some point someone put a 12-pack of beer into MY cooler. Hey, it’s my cooler, right? I didn’t drink any of them bc I had my own, still. Later on I found out whose beer it was. Then I had one, with her permission. Because I’m nice like that.

I met a lot of people and mostly remembered their names. This is amazing, because while I’m nearly a genius with numbers, names are just sounds to me so I almost never remember them.

There was some incredible ink walking around there. I got lots of tattoo pictures.

I’m sure I consumed enough germs to innoculate me until the Bash next year.

And Mark (mostly) behaved himself. Gotta hand it to him, he took NO means NO seriously. Might have helped that my 9mm handgun with one in the breech was within reach.

We may never know.

I guess you’re just lucky. Oh, we’re going to need the guns tomorrow.

Allen broke down my 9mm, it’s in my car, which he has. Y’all can stop by here and get the .22 Longbarrel and some ammo. Happy shooting at the range! Make some serious holes!

0prah reblogged your post: Living dangerously

u’ll shoot ur eye out

Nah, hollowpoints are WAY too expensive to waste on somethin’ like a mere eye…


Screw You, Signs

YAY!! 

Des and I went to see One For The Money

Don’t expect it to be a chick-flick.  It is NOT.

And, even though the movie couldn’t go into as much depth or detail as the book, they did a good job of keeping with the story line.

The casting was all pretty good, though I’d have chosen LLCoolJay for Ranger, or at least had the guy that played it bulk up a good bit more.

I’ve read all the Stephanie Plum novels and between-the-numbers novels by Janet Evanovich.  I read the first 10 numbers novels out loud to my x while we were still married, and he used to laugh out loud until he just about cried.  Growing up in Jersey, he could relate to a lot of the attitude.

And when it comes out on DVD, I suggest a drinking game among friends:

  1. Every time she says “Sorry” to Ranger
  2. Every time somebody shoots something
  3. Every time you get a shot of Lula’s cleavage.
Anyway, cute flick, if you want a lighthearted couple hours out.
1) Vintage Ruger .22 longbarrel in holster 
2) Ouch (shot area 2” w x 2.5” h)
3) hard to shoot with your shoulder ball joint destroyed
4) & 5) What femoral artery?  Hope cops/ambulance arrive within 4 minutes, or that’s one pale & cold bad guy.

1) Vintage Ruger .22 longbarrel in holster
2) Ouch (shot area 2” w x 2.5” h)
3) hard to shoot with your shoulder ball joint destroyed
4) & 5) What femoral artery? Hope cops/ambulance arrive within 4 minutes, or that’s one pale & cold bad guy.