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Allen and I have decided that a late-night Taco Bell run is necessary to the continuance of life.

I am sure my food will NOT look like this.

Hate to say I told you so

No I don’t
This was the burrito. I ate the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, which seriously had about 1 tablespoon of meat in it. I put 4 Hot sauces on it. It was food.

littlekittenn:

i want taco bell and sex

Like is this even a thing that needs saying?

Doesn’t everybody want taco bell and sex all the time?

He got it in my hair
(And yes it’s stuck there)

He got it in my hair
(And yes it’s stuck there)

This actually works

This actually works

(Source: betrayedbylife)