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Truthful Tuesday and maybe TMI too

True text convo with the Red-bearded Wonder today.

Him: I just took a dump and now my pants are loose.

Me: I lost a whole pound in an hour Sunday night from eating a fast-food burger that tried to murder me.

Him: I was just kidding.

Me: I wasn’t.

Him: I knew you were going to say that.

Me: hee hee! So?
Me: Kinda fun that you can say those kindsa things and so can I.

Him: I’m assuming you can handle it. You’re not 5 years old.

Me: If I were, you’d be in lotsa trouble. aaaahahahahaha

Him: Uhuh…

ROFLOL!!

ROFLOL!!

Latest text meme

This kind of exchange is normal for us…

This kind of exchange is normal for us…

Nice night

When we lived in FL, there was a woman there who used to bust my chops that every time there was a time change, I was the Town Crier and called everyone in the homeschool group/church to remind them.  Well yanno I didn’t want anyone to forget and show up at church an hour early or late and be embarrassed. LoL

So tonight just for a joke, even though I haven’t seen or talked to her in 8 years, I called and left an message on her machine to Fall Back.  Then I texted everybody on mobile, in my phone, to do so.

What ensued was that I got to have conversations with 3 friends by text, one of whom I hadn’t gotten to talk to in months.

It’s been a nice night.

And now I have beer, and tumblies, and knitting.

Happy.

I have SO much help sometimes.

I have SO much help sometimes.

Oh my God! These Snickerdoodles are amazing!!

smilebeauiful:

And you don’t get any…

Except Danial, Jimmy, and the Wolfman

(Truthful) Tuesday, December 13, 2011 08:46

inthedarkcorners:

I hate that I don’t have answers, only more questions. More importantly, I hate that I am left to have these feelings. 

I’m afraid I’m too old for someone to love me. I’m afraid that I just don’t look as good as I used to.

Mostly, I’m afraid that no one will ever love me because of my complicated circumstances..two special needs children, and my diabetes. These shouldn’t be a factor but they usually are and I’m sure they were one of the reasons he left.

~~~~~

This is where I am.

I don’t have diabetes but I’m weirder than most people are used to.

I don’t have special-needs kids but I have FIVE kids still at home.  One of which is FOUR years old, which means she’ll be moving out, about the time I’m 64.  What man, near my age, in his right mind, is gonna give me a 2nd thought?

I’ve been learning who I am, and I like myself and my life.  I’m fine on my own for the most part.  But that doesn’t mean I want to be alone forever.

Who has friends like this?

We know we’re weird. We’re ok with it.

Who has friends like this?

We know we’re weird. We’re ok with it.

Does anyone ELSE want to drunk-text me?

Because I’ve already had 2 people this evening doing it.

Or you can drunk-kik me at NikkiVixxen

Because I don’t mind.

And I won’t tell people how badly you spell when you’re drunk. LOL

What my kids do when I’m at work, tattooing.

smilebeauiful:

Betsy came up to me a little bit ago with a marker and a paper towel and said “I’m gonna use these to tattoo you!” And she did. Then she wanted me to “tattoo” her, so I draw like a half sleeve on one arm, and a cross on the other. Here’s what she got…

(PS, that’s what she wanted…)

It’s a tattoo *machine.* Not a tattoo “gun.”

It’s a tattoo *machine.* Not a tattoo “gun.”

My first text of the day. 

Oh we so silly

My first text of the day.

Oh we so silly


hamncheezr:
It’s so refreshing that you didn’t text me a picture of that tattoo on your penis.

Guh, I love my kid. ROFLOL!

hamncheezr:

It’s so refreshing that you didn’t text me a picture of that tattoo on your penis.

Guh, I love my kid. ROFLOL!