Truthful Tuesday and maybe TMI too
True text convo with the Red-bearded Wonder today.
Him: I just took a dump and now my pants are loose.
Me: I lost a whole pound in an hour Sunday night from eating a fast-food burger that tried to murder me.
Him: I was just kidding.
Me: I wasn’t.
Him: I knew you were going to say that.
Me: hee hee! So?
Me: Kinda fun that you can say those kindsa things and so can I.
Him: I’m assuming you can handle it. You’re not 5 years old.
Me: If I were, you’d be in lotsa trouble. aaaahahahahaha