Random weirdness from a tattoo-artist gun-toting biker-chick knitting foodie supernatural whovian with seven kids. Ecstatically married to slashingdashingwolf!
  • telescopical
  • omgthatdress
  • yosoyleche
  • bluebuzz
  • destroyed-and-abandoned
  • myalterknits
  • sonicscepter
  • knitmecrazy
  • silvermutt
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  • totaldrivel
  • itsnowtimetofly
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  • epic-humor
  • tymethiefslongerthoughts
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  • nicknameless
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  • theacheofmodernism
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  • fuckyeahabandonedplaces
  • dogshaming
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  • getoutoftherecat
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  • fuckyeahyummyyfoods
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  • emergentpattern
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  • mborgomani
  • ladyhistory
  • lucysweatslove
  • goodbeermusicandbaseball
  • gabalotmom
  • newrider
  • stillaknucklehead
  • fancycwabs
  • nexttoclaire
  • yarnzipangirl
  • fatassbigknits
  • 10pointstojessie
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  • thedivineasshole
  • ticvoria
  • redcloud
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  • sex-bob-om
  • unconsumption
  • dresspants
  • flamingokitty22
  • textsfromlastnight
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  • doctorwho
  • miss-apple-pie
  • theopenroad1978
  • uhmmmyeahsurewhynot
  • fuckyeahtattoos
  • rouxnybtrfly
  • textsfromlastapocalpyse
  • hotdogsfortina
  • iknitwithcatfur
  • babreknits
  • vambrace
  • rachelfabulous
  • fancyglasses
  • brewingmedic
  • sarianas-trench
  • andsoisyourface
  • spinningravenclaw
  • aunatural
  • raaydawg
  • minimallywiththetimes
  • knittedbunny
  • madtyper
  • beck-a-leck
  • leviastiel
  • jcdesigns79
  • phunnythewayitis
  • afoodbeast
  • bigbaldhead
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  • driftingfeline
  • bakingbetty
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  • gillsmarie
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  • livenedup
  • marijuana-mondays
  • nary-a-yarn
  • throw-tribbles-at-them
  • knittynattys
  • stuffonscoutshead
  • tattoome
  • xwidep
  • markv9
  • jennyjennywhocaniturnto
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  • conflictedyetcomfortable
  • unfuckyourhabitat
  • inbinniebon
  • monkeyfrog
  • somuchyarnsolittletime
  • until-the-next-time-doctor
  • fishingboatproceeds
  • spycnsweet
  • humansofnewyork
  • brambleandscoot
  • vintagehomeca
  • nolagrrlnyc
  • twitchyspastic
  • thebitchyroommate
  • macktruck1583
  • fatbottompurls
  • clientsfromhell
  • knittingincircles
  • thetroothandnothingbutthetruth
  • internalrenovations
  • jennisgreenribbon
  • flamesrising
  • cranialgames
  • symphony-in-g
  • jewlesthemagnificent
  • desertnur5e
  • curiousercreature
  • naimhe
  • jakubjennings
  • soulproprietorship
  • knits-withallthecolorsofthewind
  • misterprankster
  • tattcitybitch
  • theknittingpirate
  • found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt
  • knotbygranma
  • inspirationalaestheticsimagery
  • esseerre1
  • mynameesmuerte
  • millerflintstone
  • notwhatihadnmind
  • santhonythomas
  • nikkidactyl
  • wherearewedamfino
  • martinamartian
  • listoflifehacks
  • jaydenw
  • kimsca
  • knotworkshop
  • dougieplaysbanjo
  • holycrapyarnandstuff
  • iamjustcara
  • whatshewanted
  • theprinceandthepurl
  • plainmarc
  • theerinpala
  • freckledfajita
  • themediocrebard
  • discoveryzoneme
  • thewordofgygy
  • moobiepie
  • thecutiebootiecollective
  • plantedpossibilities
  • scarran
  • alayne-stonecoldbitch
  • mintyfreshprincess
  • mywrds
  • jackdogstar
  • daddyrunsalot
  • nonemorepink
  • a-slice-of-awesome
  • hereslookinatyoukid
  • cantseethroughthefog
  • lostinmyowncontradictions
  • topesmagopes
  • onakagasukimashita
  • tinyhousedesign
  • 1stiparkmytardis
  • bacon-haven
  • iamparalights
  • misha7collins
  • whisperingwillowleaves
  • cellomakesmehappy
  • fivefindeathkoi
  • deadpresidents
  • nantli-miquitzlin
  • mrgoodwrench1
  • restinpeacegrunge
  • angereatsme
  • mydrunkkitchen
  • thisisonetime
  • gooozer
  • urethrafranklyn
  • assassinsinmoccasins
  • whatsername44
  • bookswritingandmore
  • shoejunkiez
  • gingerwhovianrobotskeleton
  • thereluctantoptimist
  • notablyindigo
  • mishasminions
  • blatoski1
  • misenplace
  • sad-monsters
  • mintyfreshreblogs
  • thehologram
  • red-riding-hood-half-sister
  • kurtfagerland
  • inkeddolls
  • mrs-jesus
  • imaginedfigments
  • sickradsean
  • the-knitting-goddess
  • tatmanblue
  • casgotthebooty
  • malformalady
  • taylorparks187
  • theoriginalcreature
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  • aheavyheart-tocarry
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  • knitandstuff
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  • cokburger
  • kpwerker
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  • singlemamaadventures
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  • thulium
  • knittinginthered
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  • therearevoicesinmyhead
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  • jeepnbaseball
  • reallythisguyles
  • humblebear
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  • zombiesmouth
  • thejohnblog
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  • twitchyknitter
  • reenskita
  • ghibli-life
  • maximumliteralpunk
  • stilltiedtothetracks
  • deconile
  • smokeporch
  • starrynightcat
  • yarnandchocolate
  • marvelousthing
  • imrachelirock
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  • mrknittle
  • reallybetsy
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And since it’s boobiewednesday…

a lil’ nightcap for twitchyspastic, since he likes boobies so much.

I am going to make another Chocolate Decadence

to take to Miss Autumne’s tomorrow.  The kids made cupcakes and deli meat/pickle/cream cheese tortilla roll-ups. In the morning I’m making Queso and taking chips to go with it.

And I’m going to drink and maybe put my tits on the internet.

Maybe I’m kidding.

Boobs.
Hot shower.
Tattoos.
(Beer.)
SST.

Boobs.

Hot shower.

Tattoos.

(Beer.)

SST.

TMI Thursday. Ross kids go brush your teeth.

I’ve very rarely posted a pic of my nipples.  Once for 3 minutes, maybe.

Even then I never take a pic if they’re not hard or semi-hard. Then they’re pointy and perky and look like I’m 23.

Only about 3 people in the world have ever seen them not.

The reason is because I think they’re ugly.  They’re HUGE. Palm-of-hand size. Almost like little breasts by themselves.  And a weird pink-brown color.  And mottled, maybe from years and years of breastfeeding.  Who knows.

So.

This has been Too Much Information.

But not SST.

See what I mean? 

I don’t get since when is a conversation consisting of two exchanges:
1) Hi
2) How old are you?
An immediate invitation to send someone a pic of your private parts?

I like Kik for the prospect of talking to varied, interesting people but seriously, lately it’s more of a pain than it’s worth. 

Four times a day I have to turn away an asshole like this.

Y u gotta be RUDE?  

I’m rude for saying don’t send me a pic of your dick but he isn’t rude for having done so? 

And what’s up with that, guys? “Here’s my dick, now do you like me?” What am I supposed to say? “Well that’s a dick alright, and so are you”?

I has a guy yesterday, immediately after saying hello he said, “Tits or gtfo.” REALLY?

I’m on a social network so I’m obligated to show my tits? 

Is that in the Terms of Service?

See what I mean?

I don’t get since when is a conversation consisting of two exchanges:
1) Hi
2) How old are you?
An immediate invitation to send someone a pic of your private parts?

I like Kik for the prospect of talking to varied, interesting people but seriously, lately it’s more of a pain than it’s worth.

Four times a day I have to turn away an asshole like this.

Y u gotta be RUDE?

I’m rude for saying don’t send me a pic of your dick but he isn’t rude for having done so?

And what’s up with that, guys? “Here’s my dick, now do you like me?” What am I supposed to say? “Well that’s a dick alright, and so are you”?

I has a guy yesterday, immediately after saying hello he said, “Tits or gtfo.” REALLY?

I’m on a social network so I’m obligated to show my tits?

Is that in the Terms of Service?

Just found this…

theopenroad1978:

imagemysevenkids replied to your post: Topless Tuesday

I don’t give a flying fig about my follower count but I have a couple of my own kids (ages 27, 21, &14) who follow me, who probably don’t need to see mom’s tits, even though they’re mighty fine. You wouldn’t want to hit your dash & see your mom’s tits.

You do raise a good point.  LOL!  I was just speaking more of those folks who post something and then publicly weep over their follower count going down.  BTW … mighty fine indeed.  ;o)

And it made my day.  Week. 

That’s it, you can all go home now.